A new era of Mom jokes!
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutsacktetherball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult

Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerBluntBoogaloo
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I ran out of laundry detergent today. I didn't let it get me down.

I realized it was just the start of a whole new Era.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unipanther
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My dad memorized this palindrome.

Are we not pure? β€œNo sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. β€œIt is garbage!” Irony dooms a man; a prisoner up to new era.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThUltimateGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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