I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.
The people believe in Fake Moos.
What would you call the King of the trees during the dinosaur era?
Tree-rex
mozart is from the classical era and bach is from the baroque era, which means mozart was respecting his fellow ancestor.
A Renaissance era lawyer lost his law license for insulting the king...
He was Diss-Bard.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
What era is a musician in when he has no money?
Baroque
The pre-daiper era must've been pretty shitty.
People often ask me if I know my Civil War era historical figures....
My response is usually "General Lee"
Where did prohibition-era rodents get their alcohol?
The Squeakeasy.
Did you hear about the super spy who was really into 50's era slang?
He's incogneato.
I remember an era when the temperature was always nice in summer; but we had deep snowfall in winter...
It was the best of climes; it was the worst of climes.
Why the medieval era was so dark?
'cause it was full of knights
Itβs a shame that Greta Van Fleet and Hanson are from different eras...
They couldβve called their tour βHanson and Gretaβ
[x-post from r/showerthoughts] Did Reddit just fall into it's post-Victorian era??
Posted this in r/showerthoughts before I saw the no pun rule.
Which historical era did Michael Jackson enjoy more?
A. BC
B. AD
We were learning about musicians during the Baroque era when someone stopped the class to ask...
"Sir, I can't really get a Handel on all of this, can we go Bach a bit?" I laughed, teacher rolled his eyes and kept talking as if it was never asked.
What does a time machine need in order to go back to the era of the 3 stooges?
A Nyucks Capacitor
This building is Vietnam war era construction...
theres a draft.
