The Juvenile Instructor Puns

I looked at them an said “nah...imma stay”

At other times i would just crash.

Namaste.

He said ‘How flexible are you?’ I said ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’

Namaste.

Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.

Oops... sorry, wrong thread !

That would be a big step forward.

few months later, i was court marshalled for murdering a superior by the name of "drill sergeant will"

And then he hit me

He was a descent guy.

Every time I ask her to leave she just says “namaste.”

It’s going to be class-ified under moonlight

“They are to keep your shirt done up” he replied.

Personally, I think it’s nuts.

Her name is Cardi O

For Hispanic attacks

You look for the fresh prints!

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She wants me to simmer down!

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

Nama stay six feet apart from people

Japan.

it's Hans free now..

The pressure was too much.

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

It put me in quite an awkward position

That was the punchline

It makes Sensei

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

Oops, wrong sub.

Attire

Is this a trick question?

handshakes

But Patrick is the star.

The no bell prize.

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

I said ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’

He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".

Shit. Wrong thread.

He said, “They are used to keep your shirt closed.”

Shit, wrong thread.

Nah I’ma stay.

Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.