My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so

A subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
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Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?

He wanted to pass with flying colors.

I thought of that myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I saw my math teacher with a sheet of graph paper eatlier

I think he’s plotting something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatisaginger
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Once we had a cooking exam. After I finished, teacher said, that it was well done

But I made Medium Rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joe_m_a_m_a_
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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My math teacher gave me a detention

it just doesn’t add up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-muscles
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.

The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Teacher: use "officiate" in a sentence

Studend: A man got sick because of a fish he ate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bootlebat
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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My son asked his teacher, "If a person should be punished for something he hasn't done?"

"NO" Said the teacher. "Of course not."

"Great" said my son. "I haven't done my homework. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What's a math teachers favourite food?

Cos -law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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After hearing me sing my music teacher suggested I should be a tenor.....

Tenor twelve feet away from earshot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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My teacher asked me to make a sentence with the word defence, defeat and detail

When a horse jumps over defence defeat go first the detail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Did you hear about the peanut that wanted to be a teacher?

It wanted to go into macadamia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pitmule
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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What’s a teachers favorite spell

Expel-iosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kitchengun2
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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My biology teacher is a pun legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushroomLatte
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call a teacher that would never break wind in public?

A private tutor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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As a chemistry teacher, someone asked me during one of my labs if I look at memes.

β€œPeriodically,” I said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheComicSocks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,

"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Teacher: use the word geometry in a sentence

Student: One day, an acorn fell off, landed and sprouted. It grew and grew, and one day it woke up and said β€œgee, I’m a tree!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cicero_the_roman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I've noticed that a lot of math teachers don't want to be mean...

They strive to be above average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belscnickle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.

Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"

Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*

Me: "Well played."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plane_Garbage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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My son came out with this one today; My teacher told me to have a good day...

So I went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjangoVanTango
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher

is what they were bangin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepersFTW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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How can you identify a group of math teachers?

They're the ones that look like alge-bros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What would a bar owned by an English teacher be called?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabagges
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What do you call an IT teacher who has an inappropriate relationship with a student?

A pdf-file

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabocha00sama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...

The lard ash was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay.

So, I gave her 2 pictures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1biglebowski
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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My English teacher has a weird last name so we should just call him Matthew

It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gymdodo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My uncle was a math teacher.

When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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We used to have a Teacher’s assistant named Ruth, but one day she left.

After that, our teacher became ruthless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steph_Curryan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I told my teacher I learned a new word, Plentiful

She said β€œcongrats!”

I replied β€œthanks, it means a lot”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OogaBoogaWoog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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art teacher: is that a bird or a plane

young clark kent: crumples self portrait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Never pick a fight with a music teacher

You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I hear Ms. Parton became a Buddhist teacher...

She's a Dolly lama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Teacher: Use the word oath in a sentence

Student: Mike Tyson eaths oaths for breakfasth every morning

Edit: made this up today, have merthy on my thoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/traceywashere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Got a math assignment from my teacher the other day...

When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.

I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"

I said, "I don't see a problem here."

He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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When I needed a loan and didn’t have collateral, I called up my math teacher.

She was able to cosine.

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Why did the Math teacher get a divorce?

He substituted his wife for an ex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteSamurai5150
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Teacher: Use the word β€˜intermittent’ in a sentence.

I said: While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Sidgio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a software engineer who was an English teacher?

A pro-grammar

Was told by a friend's father!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What’s the difference between a train conductor and a teacher?

One minds the train while the other trains the mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldenpike
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why is Gandalf a terrible teacher?

He starts by telling you that you shall not pass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave7243
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so

A subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."

Student: "The tea is too sweet."

Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"

Student: "In the tea!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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