Teachers Day Puns

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So I went home.

Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"

Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*

Me: "Well played."

“Oh, that’s awful. Who was that?”

“Miss Givings.”

After that, our teacher became ruthless

When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.

I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"

I said, "I don't see a problem here."

He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.

It was tearable

I responded with “No, not Eni.”

Co-teacher: "Students name" came in and said he lost his throat.

Me: Oh no! Did he check where he last remembered having it?

Co-teacher: He couldn't say.

I spent Valentine's Day eating my meat.

But the next day, we had Omnikin. So I told my friend, "You gotta be Omnikidding me!"

"Alright class please stand. Now raise your left leg. Put it back on the ground. Great, everyone may now sit.

Glad we're able to start class on the right foot."

We only have 5 glasses in our house

I guess you can say it was Three Days Grace.

Why are giraffes necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies.

We were learning about Logs, and someone says, "Logs are literally the worst." He responds, "Actually, German sausages are literally the worst."

"Hello everyone. You can call me 'sir', you can call me 'teacher', just don't call me late for dinner."

My brother was at his humanities class and he had to draw a picture of his house from a archeological standpoint (don't ask me why this was asked in Humanities because I have no idea). Anyway, his teacher came up to his table and asked: "Do you have your house with you"? My brother responded with "No, but I have a drawing of it". His teacher then said: "get out" (her father is very much a dad).

I responded "No, he was joeseph ever day in January! " My teacher isn't too fond of me.

When asking about what name to address him by in class:

Student: "So what can we call you?"

Dad: "You can call me anything...just don't call me late for dinner."

"This is a no whining zone. No wine, and no cheese!" (Cue dad-like laughter)

It was our last day in school. They were giving out trophies for the best academic achievements in certain subjects. The Maths award came up and he asked me

Teacher: What subject was that again?

Me: Maths, Why?

Teacher: Umm, it just doesnt add up

Facepalm ensues.

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