My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so

A subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My son came out with this one today; My teacher told me to have a good day...

So I went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjangoVanTango
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.

Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"

Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*

Me: "Well played."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plane_Garbage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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β€œMy fifth grade teacher started the first day of school by expressing her doubts and apprehension for the year ahead.”

β€œOh, that’s awful. Who was that?”

β€œMiss Givings.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sellwinerugs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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We used to have a Teacher’s assistant named Ruth, but one day she left.

After that, our teacher became ruthless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steph_Curryan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Got a math assignment from my teacher the other day...

When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.

I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"

I said, "I don't see a problem here."

He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My teacher gave me some weak paper the other day

It was tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealSamHawkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I remember when I once had a friends named Eni. We were best friends until one day, she gossiped about me and stopped hanging out with me. The following day, a teacher asked me if a had any friends,

I responded with β€œNo, not Eni.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SHiFT_VeLoCiiTy
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I teach elementary special Ed, and my co-teacher and I joke back and forth all day. This is our most recent best.

Co-teacher: "Students name" came in and said he lost his throat.

Me: Oh no! Did he check where he last remembered having it?

Co-teacher: He couldn't say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penigmatic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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The only time I got anything for Valentine's Day was in 3rd grade where my teacher gave me a Slim Jim.

I spent Valentine's Day eating my meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pikiinuu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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So our P.E teacher said we are only having Omnikin for one day

But the next day, we had Omnikin. So I told my friend, "You gotta be Omnikidding me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Werewolf640
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My teacher on the first day of school...

"Alright class please stand. Now raise your left leg. Put it back on the ground. Great, everyone may now sit.

Glad we're able to start class on the right foot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rb612
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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My son said his teacher said to drink 8 glasses of water per day, and I told him it’s not possible. He asked why? And I said...

We only have 5 glasses in our house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_tupperwhere_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My band teacher didn’t show up the last 3 days of the school.

I guess you can say it was Three Days Grace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfalconssbb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Waited all day to send this to my BF who is a teacher. Someone probably already thought of this one, but it's original to me i.reddituploads.com/f790b…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thovy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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My first day here. I'm a 3rd grade teacher and a father. Here is my favorite dad joke.

Why are giraffes necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zulubowie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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My math teacher the other day...

We were learning about Logs, and someone says, "Logs are literally the worst." He responds, "Actually, German sausages are literally the worst."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_shrek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2014
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My dad was a teacher and I was in his class one year. This is how he introduced himself on the first day.

"Hello everyone. You can call me 'sir', you can call me 'teacher', just don't call me late for dinner."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jolly674
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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My brother dadjoked his teacher the other day.

My brother was at his humanities class and he had to draw a picture of his house from a archeological standpoint (don't ask me why this was asked in Humanities because I have no idea). Anyway, his teacher came up to his table and asked: "Do you have your house with you"? My brother responded with "No, but I have a drawing of it". His teacher then said: "get out" (her father is very much a dad).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SNRV2013
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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My teacher asked if a student was out any days in January

I responded "No, he was joeseph ever day in January! " My teacher isn't too fond of me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyslexicsloth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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My dad's go to joke as a teacher on the first day

When asking about what name to address him by in class:

Student: "So what can we call you?"

Dad: "You can call me anything...just don't call me late for dinner."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grolt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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My new band teacher pulled this on us the other day...

"This is a no whining zone. No wine, and no cheese!" (Cue dad-like laughter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/broctopus13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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Teacher dadjoked me twice in two days.

It was our last day in school. They were giving out trophies for the best academic achievements in certain subjects. The Maths award came up and he asked me

Teacher: What subject was that again?

Me: Maths, Why?

Teacher: Umm, it just doesnt add up

Facepalm ensues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kony07
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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I NEED PUNS FOR VALENTINES DAY FOR CLASS! MY TEACHER IS MAKING ME MAKE CARDS!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarHeartCypher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so

A subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFitBit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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