teacher puns are the best puns.
Biology teacher pun
Teacher: How does Juliet maintain constant body temperature?
Class: Ummm.....
Teacher: Romeostatis
Biology teacher pun part 2
Teacher: What did one daughter cell say to the other daughter cell when she stepped on her toe?
Class: Umm....
Teacher: That's my toe sis! (Mitosis)
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
geometry puns by my teacher
My electronics teacher is creeping me out
He keeps talking about trans sisters
What's a math teachers favourite food?
After hearing me sing my music teacher suggested I should be a tenor.....
Tenor twelve feet away from earshot.
My teacher asked me to make a sentence with the word defence, defeat and detail
When a horse jumps over defence defeat go first the detail
Whats the thing your teacher can say in classroom and bedroom
It's wet so we are eating inside
What do you call a teacher that would never break wind in public?
As a chemistry teacher, someone asked me during one of my labs if I look at memes.
My biology teacher is a pun legend
My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle...
Strange name, but she tortoise well .
I told my teacher that my dog ate my online homework...
... He took a couple bytes of it
Why was the music teacher fired?
For having students read band books.
Teacher: use the word geometry in a sentence
Student: One day, an acorn fell off, landed and sprouted. It grew and grew, and one day it woke up and said “gee, I’m a tree!”
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
My math teacher called me average...
I've noticed that a lot of math teachers don't want to be mean...
They strive to be above average.
Did you hear about the teacher with two lazy eyes?
Didn't last more then a day, couldn't control his pupils.
My geometry teacher has lost his parrot.
My kid’s chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
Teacher: What are you laughing at?
Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.
My son came out with this one today; My teacher told me to have a good day...
What's the stinkiest kind of teacher?
A substi-toot teacher.
Told by my son and his friend (1st grade) who worked on this joke for about 30 minutes.
Did you hear about the chemistry teacher who became upset?
Apparently he told a dad joke in class and it got no reaction.
What would a bar owned by an English teacher be called?
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
What is an English teacher's favorite cereal?
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
I was talking to my choir teacher and she asked me if Icing well.
I told her I don't work in a bakery
How can you identify a group of math teachers?
They're the ones that look like alge-bros.
I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
Did I tell you guys about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn’t control her pupils.
What do you call an IT teacher who has an inappropriate relationship with a student?
I wanted to date my math teacher....
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
“My fifth grade teacher started the first day of school by expressing her doubts and apprehension for the year ahead.”
“Oh, that’s awful. Who was that?”
“Miss Givings.”
My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...
The lard ash was everywhere!
What are the last words of the physical education teacher?
My creative writing teacher told me to submit a creative 2,000 word essay.
So, I gave her 2 pictures.
Teacher: Felix, when is the boiling point reached? Felix: Just after my father reads my report card.
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
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