Once my school had multiple teachers absent and they sent the substitutes to the wrong class AMA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjxdtjtxjynx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What’s a substitute teacher’s favorite restaurant?

Subway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsoyka
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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TIL about Arda Djoques, a homeless woman in Baltimore who wandered into a school and pretended to be a substitute teacher for two weeks. Despite great reviews from her peers, when the school found out, she was forcefully thrown to the street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CRobski
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I'm now the lamest substitute teacher in the building

I was assigned to teach History, and I'm a 24 year old, among high schoolers

So they start asking me questions about myself and they asked if I went to college and I tell them:

"I actually went to school as a history major, but I dropped out when I realized there was no future in it.."

I say "get it.. like.. no future because it's.. histo^r^y ^nevermind.."

They just rolled their eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dugefrsh34
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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One from a substitute psychology teacher

"Hello class my name is Mr Jones". Girl says "Is your first name Mike?". He says "No, my name isn't Mike". "Well is it close to Mike?". He says "Close to Mike? I don't even know him!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Packersrule123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My aunt is having twins. Dad thinks she should name the girl Denise.

And the boy Denephew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/titsucker99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2015
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Pi day joke

My substitute teacher laid this down. Short but sweet:

"I used to know a guy named pi, but we stopped talking because he just kept going on and on and on..."

groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethalweapon100
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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Who's Dick Hertz?

My dad told me that back in his highschool days (1934), they would write Dick Hertz on the class sign-in sheet whenever they had a substitute teacher. Then when the sub read off the names on the list to find out who was who, no one would answer when the sub read that name, and so the sub would say "Who's Dick Hertz"? And of course, the class would crack up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FroggyGremlin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.

So instead, a subreddit.

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