I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available.
She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
I asked the librarian if she knew the author of a dinosaur book.
She said try Sarah Topps.
Librarians love a good joke...
They always get the reference!
I work as a librarian in a prison
The job has its prose and cons.
I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
What does a librarian use to fish.
The one time I took a librarian on a date, she cost me a bloody fortune.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
What do you call a Dragon Librarian?
A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat?"
The librarian replies, "It rings a bell, but I don't know if it's here or not."
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
What’s a librarians favourite food?
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
I tried to make a reservation at the school library. The librarian say I couldn't.
They were completely booked.
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Turtles.
She said hardback? I said yeah with a little head.
Why can't a librarian go on a weekday lunch date?
Deaf librarian
I think my librarian is deaf. I asked where the Harry Potter books were, and she told me. But all I see here is books about Bigfoot playing golf.
What did the frog say to the librarian when he returned his books?
A guy goes into a library and asks about books on premature ejaculation. The librarian tells him the book is checked out til next week.
The guy comes in the next day looking for the books again but quickly apologizes. Sorry I came early.
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
I had a job as a Librarian...
but I found the work quiet demanding.
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Heard about the Librarian who fell victim to falling bookshelves?
When the librarian bumped her head...
she had no one to blame apart from her shelf
What do you call a librarian dog?
How did the librarian get so strong
I asked the librarian if she could show me to the self-help section
She said that would defeat the purpose
Kids got this shirt last day of school from librarian
I asked the librarian if they had any books about romantic proposals.
I smooth talked a librarian into giving me a bunch of free books.
Did you hear about the guy that robbed the library for every book they had? When questioned on how he did it he told authorities he basically talked the librarian into letting him. So i guess you could say he got a way with words.
Why are librarians so fast?
Because they know how to book it.
Did you ever hear of the librarian who died under a pile of books?
She had only her shelf to blame.
I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia.
She said "They're right behind you!"
I asked the librarian if books on paranoia were available.
She look up and whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
I asked the librarian if there were any books about paranoia in the library
She whispered , "They're right behind you..."
I asked the librarian if they had any books on Noise Reduction Levels
She said "Sure, what volume ?"
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
I once took a librarian on a date, she cost me a fortune.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels
She said, “Try Sarah Topps”
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
What does a librarian chicken say?
Book book book book book.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia
She looked up and quietly replied, “they’re right behind you.”
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf
Our new librarian is very polite and I think she is Italian...
I just took a book back that was months overdue, but rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine!"
I walked up to the librarian to see if he knew of any good authors that wrote books on dinosaurs.
He said to try Sarah Topps.
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