The one time I took a librarian on a date, she cost me a bloody fortune.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
I asked the librarian if they had any books on Noise Reduction Levels
She said "Sure, what volume ?"
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.
She said they were in the non-friction section.
I tried to make a reservation at the school library. The librarian say I couldn't.
They were completely booked.
I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels
She said, “Try Sarah Topps”
What did the frog say to the librarian when he returned his books?
A guy goes into a library and asks about books on premature ejaculation. The librarian tells him the book is checked out til next week.
The guy comes in the next day looking for the books again but quickly apologizes. Sorry I came early.
Heard about the Librarian who fell victim to falling bookshelves?
When the librarian bumped her head...
she had no one to blame apart from her shelf
I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia
She looked up and quietly replied, “they’re right behind you.”
How did the librarian get so strong
I asked the librarian if she could show me to the self-help section
She said that would defeat the purpose
I asked the librarian if they had any books about romantic proposals.
Did you hear about the guy that robbed the library for every book they had? When questioned on how he did it he told authorities he basically talked the librarian into letting him. So i guess you could say he got a way with words.
Why couldn't the librarian attend the party?
The Librarians of Alexandria invented the first keyboard but it only had one button on it
Did you ever hear of the librarian who died under a pile of books?
She had only her shelf to blame.
The librarian's office was on the A level. I asked for a book about submarines.
She told me to look below C level.
(oc)
I asked the librarian if they had any books on tape...
She brought me a book about the 3M company.
Why did the librarian take the train instead of his car?
Because he had book-ed tickets.
What did the librarian say when they realised all the pages of animal farm were ripped out?
I asked the librarian why the Divine Comedy felt slightly firmer than the other books.
"Why, Sir," she said,"that's because it's all Dante."
The local librarian is obviously a dad.
Me: I'd like to check these [books] out.
Librarian: Sorry, that's actually against the rules.
Me: Huh?
Librarian: You see, checking them out only makes them shelf conscious.
What happened to the librarian who lost his balance on the rolling ladder?
He fell four stories.
Came up with this today at the ball game!
Did you hear about the librarian who fainted?
He was out of circulation.
God DadJoked by the librarian
Me: Hey, random question - where's the nearest ATM?
Librarian: Random answer - fish.
Did you hear about the librarian?
She took a shelfie.
Did you hear about Santa's helper?
He took an elfie.
My dad was proud of these and repeated them to everyone with ears at least once.
I asked the librarian if there were any books about paranoia in the library
She whispered , "They're right behind you..."
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf
I walked up to the librarian to see if he knew of any good authors that wrote books on dinosaurs.
He said to try Sarah Topps.
Ask the Librarian if she knew of any authors that wrote novels about dinosaurs.
I went to the librarian and I asked if they had the book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat...
She said it a rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if they had it or not
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