I started a new job organising BBQs and cataloguing puns

I work in Dadmin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuttonChopViking
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house.

So, I've taken the hint...

I got her a magazine rack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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If I ran a large department store, I would publish a huge catalogue of Christmas products and call it the "All I want for Christmas" issue.

And put Mariah Carey on the cover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Anyone Else get the GAP catalogue?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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my manager got me with a dad joke, so i retaliated with another

Me: "where is the nearest Argos?" Man.: "i don't know, should be easy to find though just look for the tall ship"

Me: "what? Tall ship?" Man.: "yeah! Well it is a pirates favourite shop!!"

head hits desk

Man.: smirking to himself "why do you need one anyway?" Me: slowly raises head smiling "they're doing a really great sail!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dexmonster92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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My girlfriend says she might be pansexual...

Here is a screenshot. Me and my girlfriend were texting each other:

Her: One day I do want to try having sex with a girl just to see what it's like, but I think I'm just really open minded about it. Or I'm pansexual which my dad thinks I am.

Me: -I send her a picture of a frying pan- So does this turn you on? I knew you liked cooking, but I didn't know they had a word for it.

Her: I'm gonna kill you -_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J52
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2015
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For World Book Day, I dressed as a wardrobe. People asked me why I didnt dress as a lion or witch...

I've never seen them feature in the IKEA catalogue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sigurkarm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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Dad dropped this one on me

Looking to buy a new bike so we're browsing the catalogues, he shows me one of those training stationary bikes, and says:

"Your aunt thought this one might fit for you, but you wouldn't get far"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/besterich27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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