I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
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I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic...

"Oh yes, quite a few." the librarian said.

"Sorry to hear that!" I said laughing. "They'll all be ruined by now!"

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