Maureen works at a boat shop ...
... She's not always nice to me. Sometimes she's Evinrude.
(US version) Why do companies like AT&T and Verizon do well?
They cell phones.
(Uk version) Why do companies like EE and O2 ban women called Maureenβs from stores?
Because MO BUY ALL (mobile) phones.
I work in a phone shop so I may have found these funnier than I should have
