What does a soda machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "insert bill here."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JayXachos1
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How did Monica injure herself in music class?

She was playing the harmonica

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Megaman_90
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Monica Lewinsky was an inside job
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crazedpickles
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They had to rename the Oval Office after the Monica Lewinsky incident

It's now called the Oral Office.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PCHardware101
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Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan?

I dont like tractors any more

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/matmanlives
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I accidentally injured my girlfriend with a mouth organ.

I didn't mean to harm Monica.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rav4xle
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She had one job and she blew it. imgur.com/key70Cp
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/v_cleaner
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I used to have an aunt who played the mouth organ.

It was our Monica!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Willfreckles
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David Bowie's Culinary Enterprises

David Bowie is reported to be opening a pop-up one time food stand next Saturday in Santa Monica. There will be Gyros, but just for one day.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/george__kaplan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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My dad just said this while I was talking about a Bill Clinton costume...

Me: ...so yeah, I'll try to find out what color tie he was wearing during the Monica Lewinsky thing.

Dad: He wasn't wearing a tie.

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