I met a skeleton named Jennifer the other day.

She told me to collagen.

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👤︎ u/rayzon1
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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If Jennifer Lopez married a man named Michael and they had a son named David

He would be Michael and J-Lo’s David

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👤︎ u/Snorklingkid
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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I was teaching political correctness to my niece and I said, "Ok let's say there's someone named Michael or Mike for short, and if Mike delivers mail, he's a Mail-man. Similarly if there's someone named Jennifer who's doing the same job what would you call her?"

"Jenny"

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👤︎ u/nikhil48
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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[Request] Wedding Hashtag Pun

So I'm getting married and I need help coming up with a clever pun for our wedding hashtag. My last name is Nieves which means snow in Spanish and the brides name is Jennifer. Any ideas?

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👤︎ u/Chris_Snow
📅︎ Sep 10 2017
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