Samantha Puns

A list of puns related to "Samantha"

I matched with a woman named Samantha on tinder. Guess my opening line:

“Can we chat now or “Samantha” time? “

Btw .. this is my true story

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👤︎ u/Hahaha_Joker
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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What's it called when a girl named Samantha keeps telling ridiculous puns?

Samantics

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👤︎ u/hans-oberlander
📅︎ Jan 16 2016
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I had a friends named Samantha and Elanore

Elanore (we called her El for short) had a crush on Samantha's (Sam for short) boyfriend Brad, and one day Sam ran past me crying. I stopped her and tried to console her. I asked her what was wrong. She said she had caught Brad with El in Brad's parents' barn. Brad left when El and Sam began fighting, and Sam said she grabbed El by the hair, hit her in the face with her knee and threw her into a pile of straw, and that she wasn't moving when she left. I rushed to see if she was ok, and amazingly, with very little effort, I found a kneed El in a haystack.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Aug 07 2017
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Started early

Couple years ago -

My now ex-girlfriend was talking about her friend Samantha and how she doesn't left the church choir to take care of her dad on weekends.

Me: oh.. so.. Sam doesn't sing anymore? Her: no. Me: so... Sam sung?

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👤︎ u/connaughtwalkonwater
📅︎ Nov 15 2015
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