Growing up I always thought a prima donna was someone born before August 16, 1958
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_1337_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I was a dad for less than 24 hours when I came up with this one

We had a little girl at 34 weeks. She was very fussy and the nurse called her a little diva.

I responded with, β€œMore like a preemie-Donna”

The wife groaned and rolled her eyes.

The nurse asked for permission to use that since we were in the NICU.

I made it, fellas.

Oh, and mom and baby are doing well!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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What do you call a mountain lion that always wants to be the center of attention ?

A puma-donna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnbr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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The production staff of Car Talk at NPR
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2016
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What do you call the kind of woman you'd take home with a kebab after a night out?


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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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In the car with my girlfriend...

So my girlfriend and I are driving in the car and she's talking about her roommates

GF: "And she can be a real prima donna"

Me: "At least she's not a post-madonna!"

Cue groans :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kobear403
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2014
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I found a bug in my hair

Me: I pulled an ant from my hair. It freaked me out!

Dad: Really? Was it Molly, Donna, or Tanya?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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