Growing up I always thought a prima donna was someone born before August 16, 1958
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Help with puns for mother's day cards

I'm making Mothers day cards for my mother deli co-workers. I kind of have have an idea for one of them (http://imgur.com/3FKyto0) I want to play on deli themes.

Prima Della is one of the brands we use, others are Hormel, Charlie's Pride, Sara Lee, and Jenny O. In the deli we have a deep frier and hot case, meat/cheese slicers and make sandwiches/salads.

Any fun plays on words for any of those that would make a fun PG-PG13 card? Nothing too vulgar, I work with these ladies

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📅︎ May 09 2014
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In the car with my girlfriend...

So my girlfriend and I are driving in the car and she's talking about her roommates

GF: "And she can be a real prima donna"

Me: "At least she's not a post-madonna!"

Cue groans :)

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📅︎ May 20 2014
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