Why did the bacterium fail its math class?
Because it multiplies when it divides.
Son, there is a fine line
Between a numerator and a denominator.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
only a fraction of people will get this joke
What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?
Sue-doku.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.
