Exceedingly Puns

...I’ve only driven it from time to time.

It was sent to prism.

I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.

I'm male and when people ask me about my family I tell them I have four brothers. "No sisters?" "Nope. I'm the only girl."

When I fry an egg for breakfast as I'm cracking the egg into the pan I say "Whoa! This pan is hot enough to fry an egg!" Although this one gets a laugh every time it doesn't really count because I'm usually the only person in the room.

The key to making it work well is for people to not write checks that exceed their balances.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

My siblings and I call our dad "Papa", a moniker that was exceedingly embarrassing to me as a kid because we weren't like everyone else who used "Dad". We'd occasionally ask him if we could switch to "Dad" to be more normal. His reply? "Call me whatever you want, kids. Just don't call me late for dinner."

Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"

Isaiah: "Uh... what?"

And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.

Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.

Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" five times

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts..

(from twitter)

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.

He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.

I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.