What happened to the sunbeam that exceeded the speed of light?

It was sent to prism.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
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My superpower, _________, far exceeds your abilities /r/AskOuija/comments/fylm…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pair-Controller-404
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Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2020
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My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times...

He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BZW77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2018
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I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slartibartfastBB
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2019
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What dad joke gets a laugh every time?

I'm male and when people ask me about my family I tell them I have four brothers. "No sisters?" "Nope. I'm the only girl."

When I fry an egg for breakfast as I'm cracking the egg into the pan I say "Whoa! This pan is hot enough to fry an egg!" Although this one gets a laugh every time it doesn't really count because I'm usually the only person in the room.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/agoatforavillage
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Our system of government is based on a system of checks and balances.

The key to making it work well is for people to not write checks that exceed their balances.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aiaor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2018
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And lo, an angel appeared unto the prophet Isaiah, and said:

Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"

Isaiah: "Uh... what?"

And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.

Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2016
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Call me...

My siblings and I call our dad "Papa", a moniker that was exceedingly embarrassing to me as a kid because we weren't like everyone else who used "Dad". We'd occasionally ask him if we could switch to "Dad" to be more normal. His reply? "Call me whatever you want, kids. Just don't call me late for dinner."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elaporte
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2013
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My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing β€œDanger Zone” 7 times in a row.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2018
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Karaoke barred

Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" five times

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts..

(from twitter)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MilPens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2019
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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2017
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I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times...

Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kanatheapostate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2019
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I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times

I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sickspaq
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2019
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My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times.

He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fatandsalt
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