Why are all female transgenders superheroes?
A man is buying a banana, an apple, and two eggs. The female cashier says: “You must be single.” The man answers: “Wow, how did you know that?”
Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”
A male dog and a female dog are having a pissing contest, which one will win?
Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.
Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?
The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
What do you call a female earth mage
When your female sibling has a breakdown, it's a crysis
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?
What's a female pirates favorite part of shore leave?
Taking off the sea cups.
(My wife actually should get most the credit)
How can you tell which ants are females?
Because all of the males are called uncles.
I’m starting an all male cover band of an all female country band.
We are... The Chickse Dicks!
What do you call a female german baker?
What would you call someone who programs female robots ?
I want to buy a female dog and name it “Karma”
My son thought males and females were practically the same...
I told him there was a vas deferens.
How do you know if a dog is male or female?
Stroke its head.
If he wags his tail, it's male.
If she wags her tail, it's female.
Why don't female seahorses give birth?
Because they think it's best for a manta rays kids.
Some guy told a female GI Doctor “girrrrrl you’re so spicy I need a Nexium after having you”
She asks him why and he said, “my heartburn’s for you”
Why did the ram get in trouble for insulting the female sheep?
Cause he called her an ew!
Very few people know about the first ever female vegan
Nobody has heard of herbivore
What do you call the meat of a female cow?
I saw a female horse in my dream
What do you call a female sex change surgery?
What do you call a female warrior from Cybertron?
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
What do you do when your female teacher says your name wrong?
What’s it called when a drake chases a female, getting nearer and nearer but never close enough to mate?
What does a trans woman call her biology female sibling?
Male anatomy isn’t the same as female anatomy.
In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.
In case you were wondering, chocolate identifies as female.
Preferred pronouns are Her/she
Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.
Did you know that all ants are females?
There are no uncles, just aunts.
The head of Big Cat Rescue and the female antagonist in the hit Netflix documentary has been arrested after holding up an ice cream shop.
Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.
VP Joe Biden announced he has hired a female amputee speech writer.
He said she would be really good at stump speeches.
Raising chickens at home, just asked my Dad "how do I tell if a baby chick is male or female?"
Dad: "look for the pecker"
Why did the cannibalistic Roman slave warrior show no remorse over his recent female victim?
Because he was gladiator.
I read a report that said 100% of the world's major corporations had unmarried female as CEOs
It was a completely miss-leading report
I really like books with female protagonists.
It’s almost like I’m addicted to heroine.
I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.
After all, it's cooked doe.
42M with toilet paper seeking female with hand sanitiser ...
... for some good clean fun
The female doctor that just flirted with me told me I was really sweet
I think her exact words were “severely diabetic”, but I think we all know what she meant.
Stay healthy out there. (From r/memes)
What is the hardest item of clothing for a female French elephant to put on in the morning?
What do you call a female tiger?
My friend does the perfect imitation of the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.
It's a perfect em-mule-ation.
How often to female prisoners get their period?
Only at the end of their sentence.
Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!
What do the people say about the female rapper on her menstrual cycle?
Why are detectives fascinated by female trees?
Because they’re all mysteries.
What do you call a female elf made of Lego?
Kids, I'm telling you, burgers are ALWAYS female, and I'll prove it to you
let me introduce you to my burger... *drumroll*
Meet patty
Looking for a female shark name pun
I have this weird superhero school project thing. I have the male sharks name (Finnley), but I'm struggling to think of one for a female shark.
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
TV Narrator* This is a mallard. A mallard is a dabbling duck that breeds throughout the world. This one is in search of a mate. A female will lay 8 to 13 eggs.
Why are al ants females
Otherwise they'd be uncles
Many years ago, all the female Warlocks perished in the desert.
The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.
Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.
It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.
The male antenna married the female antenna.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was terrific!
How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?
You pull down its "genes"
How do you know if an ant is a male or a female?
They're all females, otherwise they'd be uncles
Where does a female sheep with severe hypothermia go?
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why is the female cow never used as beef?
That would be a Miss STEAK!
This female stranger from the vegetarian restaurant came up to me
I had never met herbivore
Germans must really hate female nouns
They always precede them with "die"
What did ancient Egyptian kings use to attract females?
My friend, who happens to be a female sheep, made a clone of herself and had sex with her clone. My entire friend group was totally disgusted, but I encouraged it, and said...
What do you call female dirt?
Female squirrels like to stay close to the males...
... but only 'cause their nuts.
What sweet turns on a female with a foot fetish?
What is the female body builder’s favorite appetizer?
Two female wizards are chatting... the first says to the second, I liked the hat you were wearing last week. The second says...
I asked my physics-loving female friend if she'd ever played with magnets.
She said she ain't no Halbach girl.
A female protagonist who uses opioids is called a heroin heroine.
Which kind of dinosaur is attracted to both male and female dinosaurs?
My aunt has been inviting several unmarried female friends over to study the Bible and pray a few times a week.
I told her not to make it a habit.
What do you call a long race in which only female horses can run?
What does a female snake use for support?
You can tell the sex of ants by gently placing them on water. If they sink they are female, if not they're buoyant.
Female llamas are called...
My aunt makes female deer meat tender by putting it on the floor and saying her prayers.
It's gives her peace of mind to kneed the doe.
I’m looking for punny popsicle names. I’d like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. I’m particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
Why did the female mushroom ask the male mushroom on a date?
He seemed like a fun guy.
What does a female snake use for support?
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