My step mom comin through with the spice girl puns
I had to break up with this girl who just would not stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
How do you get a country girls attention?
saw a girl with a tattoo of a tree on her breast, seems like it would be painful...
How do you know if a girl is ticklish?
How do you get a farm girl to like you?
It's the girl neck's door
I was engaged to a girl once with a wooden leg
But I had to break it off
A girl named Autumn tried to prank me.
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
I once dated a girl missing 1 leg, it didn't work out though...
I'm lack toes intolerant.
Two big girls walk into a bar
Two big girls walk into a bar
They order drinks, in a thick accent.
"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.
Offended, one of them replies *"Wales!"*
"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"
Ghost Dad asked, "What does a ghost girl have that a ghost boy doesn't?"
I just hooked up with a reclusive girl on Tinder...
Went out last night and scored with this girl really easily
Guess she just wasn’t a keeper
I finally told the girl I like I thought she was hot
She told me to turn on the Air Conditioner
What is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and gets girls excited.
My 8 year old sons joke today. What’s a girls favorite unit of measurement?
Last Halloween a girl dressed as the grim reaper came to my door with messy hair and asked me politely to fix it.
That night, I had a brush with death.
My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
Bought a circus ticket to see the gypsy girl's dancing bear.
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?”
I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
What did Spanish freshman guy said to the final year girl?
I used to date a Welsh girl who had 32 D’s
It was a ridiculously long name
I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo
It was great. She’s a keeper.
What do you call a girl who laughs out loud?
Did you hear about the girl who tried to smuggle drugs in her bra ?
Police said, it led to a bigger bust.
Girl friends and clients are like opposites.
Easy to get a girlfriend. Very difficult to put an end to it.
Difficult to get a client. Very easy to put an end to it.
A boy who enters a fandom is called a fanboy. A girl who enters the fandom is called a fangirl. What is a non binary person called then?
That girl with only fans used to be really hot
Until she got an air conditioner.
A girl with three cats told me that she wanted to get another cat
I was confused why she wanted a hat made of forks
I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
So, I took this Liverpool (UK) girl out to a vegetarian restaurant
I said, “Do you like avocado?”
She said, “No, I aven’t even passed me driving test yet”
I once told a girl that her body was shaped like a ketchup bottle.
She took it as a condiment.
How do you land a country girl?
In an alternate universe, Hercules was a girl.
I once dated a girl with a wooden leg.
A long time bachelor met a girl in a bar with a glass eye.
As she sat down next to him her glass eye fell to the floor next to his stoll. He picked it up and handed it back to her.
They chatted all night and hit it off pretty well and eventually started dating.
One day while lying in bed, he turns to her and asks:
"Why me? Out of all the guys that were at the bar that night, why did you choose me?"
She looked at him surprised and said:
"Well, you caught my eye."
Fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
Do you know how to get a farm girl to like you?
I was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg once...
....sadly, she broke it off."
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