What is a Filipino person's favorite girl scout cookie?

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👤︎ u/Pman6543
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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The mailman refused to ship my Girl Scout cookies because I put up too many Dad Jokes.

Jokes on him though. I'm just gonna post Samoa.

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👤︎ u/JohnnyHammerstix
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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My dad said he figured out why he couldn't stop eating Girl Scout cookies

Because he always wants Samoa.

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📅︎ Apr 05 2015
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Why did Mr. Vacuum buy cookies from the Girl Scouts at his door?

Because he's a real sucker.

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👤︎ u/pokerjokerau
📅︎ Sep 19 2016
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My father's response to hearing there are new gluten free Girl Scout cookies

http://imgur.com/4ksqE94

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👤︎ u/limitedfunction
📅︎ Jan 29 2014
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Apparently I'm culturally insensitive

Me eating Girl Scout Cookies:
"You guys can call me Te Kā. Cuz I destroyed these Samoas."
Wife: "Go away... "

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👤︎ u/Furryraptorcock
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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Wife thinks I am nuts!

So my daughter is in Girl Scouts. Everybody knows that the Girl Scouts sell cookies, but they also sell chocolates, nuts, and other snack food. Since we have only one car and a large garage we usually volunteer as a cupboard. Basically we get a few pallets of stuff and the area troops pick up from our place.

Me: [stopping mid pulling into the garage] What is that?!

Wife: [concerned] What is it?

Me: [shaking my head] That is nuts!

Wife: [eyes roll] Really?

Me: [laughing uncontrollably]

My son didn’t laugh either.

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📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Do I have to turn in my Dad card?

A young lady approached my wife and me at the park while we were watching the kids play. She asked if we would like to buy some Girl Scout cookies. We happily accepted and talked to her for a moment while she showed us the options and told us about each type of cookie. We made our selection, and she went on her way.

I failed to ask her which ones were made from real Girl Scouts.

I sincerely apologize for this oversight, everyone. Can I still be a Dad?

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👤︎ u/chaosTechnician
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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Just had this exchange with my aunt

Going on a small excursion tomorrow and my brother asked to go with. Texted my aunt to tell her he wanted to be a girl scout cookie tomorrow and tag along. Her response.... Smore the marrier.

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👤︎ u/rotinaj31
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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