Cornering Puns

A list of puns related to "Cornering"

If you're cold go and stand in the corner.

It's alway 90 degrees

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👤︎ u/theskyguyuk
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?

A stamp

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👤︎ u/Cosmic_Fox_
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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What's the opposite of screeching around the corner?

A taciturn.

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👤︎ u/dlowbeer
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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The hottest place in a room is the corners.

It's 90°.

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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It was really cold in Northern Indiana today so I spent my day huddled in the corner...

It was 90 degrees in there

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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My son told me the house was cold, I told him to go stand in the corner...

'Cause the corner is 90 degrees.

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👤︎ u/THOT_Patroller-13
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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I placed a pushpin at a corner, and my life started getting so much better!

I guess that was a real turning point for me

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👤︎ u/Pipessqueak
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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If it weren't for cutting corners, we'd never have invented the wheel. /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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👤︎ u/PollyannaTrust
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why won’t triangles go on dates with circles?

They’re pointless.

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👤︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?

A fourest

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?

A: Because they have no attachments.

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👤︎ u/winkelschleifer
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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Spring is just around the corner
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👤︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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What did one wall say to the other?

Meet me at the corner.

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👤︎ u/BrianBash
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?

It's acute story...

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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What's purple and is sitting in the corner of the room?

A naughty plum.

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👤︎ u/Upiboy
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Some well considered puns

From an email my cousin sent me:

I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.

I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.

The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.

A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.

Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.

Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.

To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.

If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.

Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.

Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.

If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.

A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.

My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?

Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"

Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.

Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.

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👤︎ u/Eli_Truax
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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To everyone freezing their asses off in Texas

Go stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees.

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👤︎ u/O_P_S
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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Where is corn sold?

The Stalk Market

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👤︎ u/Broke_Gam3r
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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Around the turn of 1900, two Friars move to London to start up a florist shop. Well this didn't sit well with the established florist shop down on the corner.

The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.

The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.

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👤︎ u/facts_my_guyy
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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When I have sleep paralysis this is what I see in the CORNer
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👤︎ u/suckmyasspleasethank
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Did you hear about the benefit hockey game for leprosy?

There was a face off in the corner.

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👤︎ u/Powskiologist1
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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My Dad showed me a picture of him at a REM concert "Look" he said.

That's me in the corner...

EDIT. Sorry that was just a dream

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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A colleague at worked complained he couldn't find any clean cups. "Maybe they're in the naughty corner," I offered. "Why would they be there?" he asked.

"Because they were acting like mugs."

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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The leper football game was cancelled.

Turns out there was a face off in the corner.

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👤︎ u/Administrative_Ball6
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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My 4yo son was surprised I saw him doing something out of the corner of my eye. He asked how I saw him and I said, "Grown ups see all kinds of things."

"That's why it's called adult super-vision."

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👤︎ u/thunderup_14
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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Spring is around the corner imgur.com/ix9KWRJ
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👤︎ u/qUxUp
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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It in the CORNer of the room
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👤︎ u/Kjkfloor17
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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You are in a cold room without any blanket and Sweater what will you do?

Go to the corners because it's 90° there.

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👤︎ u/Harshgamer3113
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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When REM met The Queen, she held up a stamped envelope and then said...

"That's me in the corner."

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
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👤︎ u/Darklyte
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why is the corner of the room very hot?

Because it’s at 90degrees.

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👤︎ u/strychinine
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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I’ve decided to open a Star Wars themed corner grocery store.

I’m calling it the Dagobah Bodega

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👤︎ u/ryosen
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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How did the children know that they were lost in the maise?

They saw that they were cornered.

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👤︎ u/NewtonsOrange
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner

It’s 90 degrees there

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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When you get cold, stand in the corner of the room ...

It's always about 90 degrees

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👤︎ u/mediumbugger
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner of a room.

They're normally around 90 degrees.

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👤︎ u/RespectTheFancy
📅︎ May 12 2020
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My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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If you're ever cold, put yourself in a corner

It's 90°

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👤︎ u/DarkAngelMUA
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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If you're cold, stand in the corner

It's usually 90 degrees

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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If your ever cold, stand in the corner.

Its 90 degrees

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👤︎ u/Believe-it-Geico
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why should you stay in the corner when you are cold?

Because it's 90 degrees over there

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👤︎ u/ExtraVeggiesPlease
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner

It's 90 degrees

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👤︎ u/Elegant_rose392
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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