Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:

Yeah, I tractor down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierraann0402
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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John Deere salespeople stand behind all of their products.

Except maybe the manure spreader

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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It was a it concerning that the zoo had such a low fence for the Bobcat exhibit. We knew we were safe when we realized it was distracted by the Deere next door.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bettaa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Caught a couple deere in my headlights imgur.com/fHE42Me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/13ravensflyby
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What did the farmer do when the doe stole his Deere?

He tracked 'er

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B0Boman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I used to Love JCB, John Deere and Massey Ferguson's agricultural vehicles. But now I hate them

I'm an extractor fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapershackltd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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A wild Deere in its natural habitat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahard206
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2014
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If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made

I'd have lots of doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Funny Deer Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Planet_A
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I wasn’t fawnd of this many deer puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTF_is_OT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says

β€œI can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?

Fawn dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What do you call a guy who really likes deer?

A fawn boy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ny8ry8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?

Starbucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No eye deer.

Q: What about a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A: Still no eye deer.

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs if you set it on fire?

A: Still no flaming eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crayonfingers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My wife said she saw a deer on the way to work today.

I said, that can't be true, deer don't work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.

Me: β€œHow do you know it was going to school?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What you call a deer in the shower ?

A raindeer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scene1Take5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?

100 sows and bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoletusVenandi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.

He’ll do anything for a buck.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I was bitten by a deer.

Now every full moon I turn into a weredoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchop_d_clown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What's a deer's favourite dessert?

Doe-nuts.

How much does each one cost the deer?

One buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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When asked to spell the word for two female deer

people don't think it's does, but it doe.


It is does though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nukemarine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Deer lord
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeC4YeD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why did the deer get braces?

Because he had buck teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectDelta18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Respect nature, my deer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Planet_A
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.

Now they’re under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanicTNT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.

Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What do you call a deer from New York

Damn-B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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My wife took off with a tractor salesman.

Left me with a John Deere Letter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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My hunter friend boasted that he shot the most deer last year.

He certainly won that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...

It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I spotted my first deer today

Who knew they could benchpress with those hooves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My dad after we almost hit a deer in the car the other day:

"You know, he's an expert in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fragglepusss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ...

he bought a doe it yourself kit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I meet guy with a deer on the end of each arm.

He was bambidextrous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigonstilts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese

But their fawn do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no eye-deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZanderK8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barefoot_bird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do you call a Deer with no eyes?

No eye Deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancity1985
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

no eye deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bildo_Gaggins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.

Me: β€œHow do you know it was going to school?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

no-eye-deer...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottswush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestic_Ferrett
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No Idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin407
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eyedeer...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidFigg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thishotleafjuice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts

Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBacon2339
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a Deer with no eyes???

No idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call a deer with no eye?

No-eye-deer!

What do you call a deer with no eye and no legs?

Still No-eye-deer!

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