Me: Were you able to get ahold of that lady selling the John Deere? My husband:
John Deere salespeople stand behind all of their products.
Except maybe the manure spreader
It was a it concerning that the zoo had such a low fence for the Bobcat exhibit. We knew we were safe when we realized it was distracted by the Deere next door.
What did the farmer do when the doe stole his Deere?
I used to Love JCB, John Deere and Massey Ferguson's agricultural vehicles. But now I hate them
A wild Deere in its natural habitat.
If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made
I wasn’t fawnd of this many deer puns
Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?
What do you call a guy who really likes deer?
What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q: What about a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs if you set it on fire?
A: Still no flaming eye deer.
My wife said she saw a deer on the way to work today.
I said, that can't be true, deer don't work.
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
What you call a deer in the shower ?
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.
He’ll do anything for a buck.
I was bitten by a deer.
Now every full moon I turn into a weredoe.
What's a deer's favourite dessert?
Doe-nuts.
How much does each one cost the deer?
One buck.
When asked to spell the word for two female deer
people don't think it's does, but it doe.
It is does though.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.
Now they’re under a buck.
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
What do you call a deer from New York
My wife took off with a tractor salesman.
Left me with a John Deere Letter.
My hunter friend boasted that he shot the most deer last year.
He certainly won that game.
I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
I spotted my first deer today
Who knew they could benchpress with those hooves
My dad after we almost hit a deer in the car the other day:
"You know, he's an expert in his field."
When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ...
he bought a doe it yourself kit.
I meet guy with a deer on the end of each arm.
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck
What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
What do you call a Deer with no eyes???
What do you call a deer with no eye?
No-eye-deer!
What do you call a deer with no eye and no legs?
Still No-eye-deer!
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