John Deere salespeople stand behind all of their products.
Except maybe the manure spreader
It was a it concerning that the zoo had such a low fence for the Bobcat exhibit. We knew we were safe when we realized it was distracted by the Deere next door.
What did the farmer do when the doe stole his Deere?
I used to Love JCB, John Deere and Massey Ferguson's agricultural vehicles. But now I hate them
A wild Deere in its natural habitat.
If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made
I wasn’t fawnd of this many deer puns
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
I was bitten by a deer.
Now every full moon I turn into a weredoe.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I spotted my first deer today
Who knew they could benchpress with those hooves
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?
When the scientist wanted to clone a deer ...
he bought a doe it yourself kit.
Why is eating a deer bad?
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
I got sad while reading a story about a deer who died from a hydraulic press...
It was very deer-pressing...
What do you call I blind deer?
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
What is a baby deer’s favorite cheese dip to make with his mother?
Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. “Wild turkeys?” “Nine deer, dad!”....
“I didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied
Why are you asking me, I have no eyed deer
Int-deer-esting courtesy of r/therealjoke
(very slightly vulgar) What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer nuts are just over five dollars, deer nuts are only under a buck.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
(Ok, it works better here in the northeast.)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear.
And the last of the trilogy, what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?
Yeah, you got it.
What do you call a country of male deer with no capacity for self-improvement?
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.47, deer nuts are under a buck.
Made this joke up in the 3rd grade (you can't tell by the pricing). I'm very old now. Still a winner.
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
I am finally ready to open my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
What did the President say when his motorcade hit a deer?
Well, the buck stops here.
Why are deers balls are the cheapest meat you can buy?
Because they are under a buck.
John went deer hunting but he couldn’t find his doe, so he
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
A hundred sows and bucks!!
What do you call a deer in a storm?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer
This was my granddad’s favorite joke. He would have loved this sub
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a Deer with no eyes???
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a blind deer?
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are around $1.25 and deer nuts are just under a buck.
What do you call a deer with no eyeballs?
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