But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
It is a well-known fact that William Tell and some members of his family were members of a bowling league. Unfortunately all the records from back then have disappeared so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
"...put an βsβ at the front and an βeβ at the end!"
...Wooden tit
"Yeah, it comes in handy" I replied.
Itβs often a tankless profession.
He took one, but not of his own accord.
They're my arch-nemesis now.
So I bought her a tracksuit.
and when they ask why not, as they will:
BECAUSE IβM NOT DEAD YET.
Got my daughter with this once a couple of years ago; sheβs still mad about falling for it.
Gotten my girlfriend with it TWICE. Yeah, sheβs a blonde.
A giant sculpture of an N, made out of ice.
Dad: Why?
Me: Because it might be Father's Day, but it's also... Sunday.
I won't tolerate wonton violence at the dinner table.
We went out to eat at a Cuban place and my mother had ordered some food with a side of tostones (a plantain dish). She complained that they had too much garlic to which I made a joke:
"Yeah, as soon as you bit into it, you tatsed the garlic and were like , 'Β‘Ajo!'"
(Β‘Ajo! is a Spanish exclamatory similar to "ooooooh" or "oh my goodnes." It doesn't have a direct English equivalent but that's what it means. The Spanish word for garlic also happens to be ajo, so I made a pun playing off the dual meaning of the word. Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. )
I replied "You're getting me a fireplace?!"
Almost every day the top posts use a title similar to "Dadjoked so-and-so" or "I got dadjoked". These are pretty crappy titles.
A lot of times a dad-joke is so short, punny, and sweet that a more descriptive title is impossible; but there are clearly better titles for most of the submissions.
