People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....

Well I am.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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So, I was telling my kids about the history of eating black-eyed peas and greens on New Year's Day...

[this one is actually technically a mom joke]

...and I was explaining how the practice originated during the American Civil War, but they're still young, so I had to explain how we got into the war.

Me (Dad): "...so the South didn't like what the North was doing and they decided they wanted to quit the country."

Wife (Mom): "AND THEY SECEDED! ... Get it? SECEDED! HAHAHAHHA! It's like succeeded, but it... nobody?"

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📅︎ Jan 02 2014
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This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...

The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.

Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.

And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.

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📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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How To Catch A Polar Bear

First you cut a hole in the ice. Then you put black eyed peas around the hole. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

My grandad told me that one when i was six.

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👤︎ u/Mas1022
📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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Some people are not a fan of the Black Eyed Peas

Will.i.am

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