So I went home
I was starting to smell
I kneaded that.
I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.
"Yeah, it comes in handy" I replied.
My wife mentioned that it looked nice enough out for a day trip. Naturally, I went to the other room, got my bass, and came back and started playing the main line from Day Tripper.
I don’t think I’m invited on the day trip anymore, but I still think it was a sound choice to bass my pun on her plans for the day.
I said thanks for your 2 cents.
I decided to sit on it for a while and decide later
...its usually an ice day.
but when he opened the fridge door he remembered about that open can of soda. Guess that's shandy
We get to the little lodge thing, and my friend leaves his sodden boots outside to dry. The next morning, we get up to find that the local mutts have torn them to pieces.
He's pretty upset, and wondering what to do: 'Do you think my insurance will cover it?' he ponders...
'Nah mate, check your policy. You'll find there are exemptions for 'Theft, Fire, and Acts of Dog'
I returned to my booth from parking a car and asked the captain if I missed anything. Today has been fairly slow so he tells me that I missed the sun moving about 2 degrees across the sky. Then he says, "It was the highlight of his day."
It's nice out, I think I'll leave it out.
I kneaded that
So I packed up my stuff and went home.
