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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Oja__
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why do tennis players bounce the ball ?

It serves a purpose.

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I threw my dog a ball…

Yeah, it's a bit extravagant, but it was his birthday, and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?

I can't get one that'll spread his legs for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger

And then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What do you do with the rhinoceros with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mannysoloway
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Son: This rubber ball is awesome!!

Dad: If only I knew how awesome rubber was when I was younger, I wouldn't have to waste money on these useless toys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uckioh
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What do you have when you are holding two moth balls?

A moth's undivided attention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegasman20002
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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My daughter pointed at a big plastic ball with a famous kids cartoon explorer on it....

I said, "That's A DORA BALL!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmr_fudd
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What do redditors say when they throw a ball?

r/whoosh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pikapikaking201
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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When you kick a pirate in the balls imgur.com/1YQd4Za
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πŸ‘€︎ u/geek_fest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What do you think would be different if men peed from their balls instead of their penis?

For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What do you call balls that are delicious?

Tastycles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-mynemjeff-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Wife: "What's this soccer ball doing in the flower bed?"

Me: "It's just looking round"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not many mice can dance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mothmaam56
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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During a soccer game, one of the players hit a bird with the ball

The Referee said it was a Fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JazzPhobic
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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The umpire at my son's baseball game kept wandering around the field and was eventually knocked out by a stray ball.

It was the fall of the roamin' umpire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Why did the new employee sew one ball in the groin area of each Elmo doll?

She was told to give them all one test tickle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corvette-Ronnie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I never understood why people say that a tennis ball hurts so bad.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RioZX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I'm not sure what the big deal is with the national bird of the U.S

I've never seen its balls, but people keep saying it's a Balled Eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I launched the bowling ball down the lane and got a strike.

I've since been banned from the swimming club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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A friend told me that the ball drop was a minute late

The ball was dropped at the ball drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fleeves
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do you do when an elephant has three balls?

Walk him, then pitch to the rhino. He’s a sucker for a curveball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor_boombot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What do you call an alien with 3 balls ?

E.T. (extra testicle.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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So proud of my 6 year old. While teaching her to hit a softball, I told her to β€œsquare up on the ball”

She replied β€œthe ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her β€œno, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”

She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says β€œI’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.

Proud dad moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsjorgehernandez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Never date a tennis player

Love means nothing to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wavepoolsquad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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It turns out the capitol rioter did NOT accidentally kill himself with a taser to the balls and the story was just made up to disrespect him...

I don't think anyone is shocked.

(Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I asked my dog Regina why she wouldn’t go and get the ball I threw...

She said, β€œQuit trying to make β€˜fetch’ happen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What can you attach to a ball, a harp, or a cart to make something completely different?

β€œoon”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My friend rolled the ball down the lane 10 times, knocking over all the pins each time!

It was a super bowl!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.

Had it over a year now. Has served me well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I threw a ball for my dog yesterday.

Well, it was his birthday and he looks good in a dinner suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Another wooden ball

Would it kill the avocado makers to put in a decoder ring or a tin soldier every once in a while?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wayno007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Ever since I got my lung removed...

....I've cut my smoking in half.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.

But will she leave me ?

Find out next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve

He certainly has plenty of experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DigThisMyBrother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...

DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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That’s a sus-y meat-a-ball. πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bspalding09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.

Now they’re under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanicTNT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.

I mist it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brichouse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?

Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger and bigger

then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/007194
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EviL-FeaR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

You walk him, and pitch to the rhino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetindoor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger

And then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilhelmfart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger

Then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_mike-2004
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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