Why do tennis players bounce the ball ?
I threw my dog a ball…
Yeah, it's a bit extravagant, but it was his birthday, and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
I can't get one that'll spread his legs for me.
I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger
What do you do with the rhinoceros with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the elephant.
Son: This rubber ball is awesome!!
Dad: If only I knew how awesome rubber was when I was younger, I wouldn't have to waste money on these useless toys
What do you have when you are holding two moth balls?
A moth's undivided attention.
My daughter pointed at a big plastic ball with a famous kids cartoon explorer on it....
I said, "That's A DORA BALL!"
What do redditors say when they throw a ball?
What do you think would be different if men peed from their balls instead of their penis?
For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts
What do you call balls that are delicious?
Wife: "What's this soccer ball doing in the flower bed?"
Me: "It's just looking round"
Why do mice have such small balls?
Because not many mice can dance.
During a soccer game, one of the players hit a bird with the ball
The Referee said it was a Fowl.
The umpire at my son's baseball game kept wandering around the field and was eventually knocked out by a stray ball.
It was the fall of the roamin' umpire.
Why did the new employee sew one ball in the groin area of each Elmo doll?
She was told to give them all one test tickle
I never understood why people say that a tennis ball hurts so bad.
I'm not sure what the big deal is with the national bird of the U.S
I've never seen its balls, but people keep saying it's a Balled Eagle
I launched the bowling ball down the lane and got a strike.
I've since been banned from the swimming club.
A friend told me that the ball drop was a minute late
The ball was dropped at the ball drop.
What do you do when an elephant has three balls?
Walk him, then pitch to the rhino. He’s a sucker for a curveball.
What do you call an alien with 3 balls ?
What's blue and not very heavy?
So proud of my 6 year old. While teaching her to hit a softball, I told her to “square up on the ball”
She replied “the ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her “no, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says “I’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
Never date a tennis player
Love means nothing to them
It turns out the capitol rioter did NOT accidentally kill himself with a taser to the balls and the story was just made up to disrespect him...
I don't think anyone is shocked.
(Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death)
I asked my dog Regina why she wouldn’t go and get the ball I threw...
She said, “Quit trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.”
What can you attach to a ball, a harp, or a cart to make something completely different?
My friend rolled the ball down the lane 10 times, knocking over all the pins each time!
Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.
Had it over a year now. Has served me well.
I threw a ball for my dog yesterday.
Well, it was his birthday and he looks good in a dinner suit.
Another wooden ball
Would it kill the avocado makers to put in a decoder ring or a tin soldier every once in a while?
Ever since I got my lung removed...
....I've cut my smoking in half.
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me ?
Find out next week.
Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve
He certainly has plenty of experience
I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
That’s a sus-y meat-a-ball. 👌🏼👌🏼
The Hammer Time dance should be considered a ball room dance.
Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.
Now they’re under a buck.
When my boys were playing ball, they accused me of spraying the ball with the watering hose. I didn't spray it.
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger and bigger
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
You walk him, and pitch to the rhino
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger
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