When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.

I de-liver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I wasn't originally going to have a brain transplant....

.....but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Heart transplant is a really heart touching surgery

Yeah that was it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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There was a post about a teen holding his own heart in his hands after a heart transplant, I thought these comments belonged here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireNationed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.

Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I used to disagree with organ transplants...

...but I've had a change of heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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A blind man is going into surgery today for a cornea transplant.

He hopes by tomorrow, he’ll get to see everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I didn’t want to get the brain transplant.

But after I met the surgeon he changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_cock_lach
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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A friend of mine got an organ transplant recently

His life is now organized.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I was the receipient of a partial brain transplant

To whomever donated: You just had to give me a piece of your mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I nearly got into a fight with a guy at the transplant ward.

"Do you want a piece of me?" I asked him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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The nurse just told me that they can no longer perform the transplant.

My surgeon wanted to tell me, but he didn't have the heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOriginalGPS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I'll do anything for a below waist transplant

This is a new low to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Constant__Pain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I had reservations about getting a hand transplant initially...

Afterwards, I felt differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I need a liver transplant, luckily you can just get them from Amazon these days. It should be arriving today...

The tracker says it's 'out for delivery'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I got an arm transplant at a great price yesterday.

It was discounted at the second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WackyBehr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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I need a brain transplant

Change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Have you heard of the guy who wanted to do a head transplant?

Personally, I don't think anybody should go ahead with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilgamesh1242
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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I want a brain transplant... change my mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_paul_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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My wife needs a cornea transplant, but the waiting list is too long!

We really need a faster wife-eye provider.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Transplant (Author isn’t me, but I don’t know who it is)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomadic_Inferno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I refuse to get a brain transplant

Unless, that is, you change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My friend Ed had a brain transplant.

Now he’s brained Ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What is it called when your knee transplant fails?

Irony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolkoala1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Transplant nurses,

they just can't stand rejection!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deic1602
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I have a plan to transplant a rabbit's cerebellum into a human skull.

It's a hare-brained scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got the hand transplant?

He's feeling much better now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory

You can keep that in mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0t__em
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Brain transplant. (Found on r/dankmemes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeanSalad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I was going to get a brain transplant

But the idea of opening up your head really changes your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Geckta_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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At first I wasn't going to get a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoenthusiast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I was all set to get a brain transplant.

I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I was going to get a head transplant

But I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luxara-VI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I decided to have a brain transplant.

Then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hang-me-im-guilty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...

...but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopDawg117
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I didn’t always want a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I was gonna get a brain transplant.

but the I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenEcho404
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I wasn't going to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anudeep30
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I want a brain transplant

Change my mind

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I'm having a brain transplant,

I don't think you can change my mind now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urak47
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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For years I was against organ transplants

Then I had a change of heart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extruderalert
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I wanted to have a brain transplant

But I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotandspicyvegan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miniman132
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I thought about having a brain transplant.

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparkyfam9000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I wasn't going to get a brain transplant

Then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KirbyKilla101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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