Why do seagulls live near the sea?

If they lived by the bay, they'd be baygulls

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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...

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If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Bagels

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Steven Seagull
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay theyโ€™d be called bagels.

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A man was arrested at the beach for feeding pot brownies to the seagulls. It was his third such arrest because, as he put it,...

โ€œI shall leave no tern unstoned.โ€

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Cause if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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I think A Flock of Seagulls were really just trying to tell everyone how far it was to the country...

I hope their wings don't get too tired on the trip. I know I know... I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a laughing seagull?

A gigull

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls

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Why donโ€™t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then theyโ€™d be bay-gulls!

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This guy lives in our back garden, we call him Steven... Steven Seagull
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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Seagulls from Nemo:
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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived on the Bay theyโ€™d be bagels

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Why donโ€™t seagulls fly near the bay?

Because then theyโ€™d be bagels

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Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?

Because then they would be baygulls! (Youโ€™re welcome)

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What do you call a seagull from San Francisco?

A bay-gull.

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Why donโ€™t seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then theyโ€™d be called Baygulls...

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A co-worker told be that seagulls will explode if you feed them Akka-seltzer

I told him heโ€™s just gullible.

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Why can't a seagull fly over a bay?

Because then it would be a bagel.

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be bagels.

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Blind Seagull, Digital, [OC]
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We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), โ€œlook Patty, a seagull!โ€ My wife replies, โ€œno, itโ€™s a bagel.โ€ โ€œWhy is it a bagel?โ€ โ€œBecause itโ€™s over the BAY!โ€ Thatโ€™s pretty funny, but...

The thing is she didnโ€™t just make up this joke, but this is the first time Iโ€™ve heard it. Weโ€™ve been married for 18 years. That means that sheโ€™s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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What country does the guy from A Flock of Seagulls not want to visit?

Iran.

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay?

Bagels

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Why do seagulls travel over the sea?

Because if they traveled over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

'Cause they'd be bagels....

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Why do seagulls fly over seawater?

Because if they flew over sea ice they'd be icy-gulls

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Why donโ€™t seagulls fly by the bay

Because then they would be bagels

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay itโ€™d be a bagel

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Why don't seagulls fly across the bay?

Because then they'd be baygulls.

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This seagull is being quite the birdon bird.
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What should you do when you encounter a Flock of Seagulls?

You run, you run so far away.

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I fed several small cubes of cooked meat to a seagull.

Now it's a skua.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Cause if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

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I drove threw a flock of seagulls the other day. One of them hit my bumper, flew over my car and struck and police car behind me.

I got arrested for flipping him the bird.

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If seagulls are usually seen by the sea...

shouldn't the ones that hang by the bay be called bagels? (Dadjoke by my 8 year old)

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How big was that seagull?

Almost as big as a D gull, but not big enough to be an eagle.

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Why are seagulls called seagulls?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bagels.

Edit: spelling

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I asked my dad what he thought about the tiny seagull that robbed the liquor store....

He said it was โ€œa-wee-gullโ€

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Me and my dad were talking about a baby seagull that committed a felony

He said it was a wee-gull

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be called bagels.

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What do call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel

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Why won't a flock of seagulls migrate to Persia?

Because of Iran. Iran so far away.

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What do you call a seagull that hangs out in San Francisco?

A bagel

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called "baygulls".

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

If they did they would be called bay-gulls.

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If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why donโ€™t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then theyโ€™d be bay-gulls!

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Why donโ€™t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then theyโ€™d be bay-gulls!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay theyโ€™d be bagels

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Why donโ€™t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then theyโ€™d be bay-gulls!

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Why do Seagulls fly over the Sea?

Because if the flew over the bay they'd be Bagels

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Why donโ€™t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then theyโ€™d be bagels

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay theyโ€™d be Bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they would be bagels

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If seagulls fly over sea what flies over bay?

Bagels

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay theyโ€™d be called bagels!

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Why are seagulls called seagulls?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels

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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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If seagulls lived by the bay...

...they would be bagels

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, theyโ€™d be bagels!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

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Why are seagulls called seagulls?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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