Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.

So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.

Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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What do you call a man with a seagull perched on his head?

Cliff

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Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilander494
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How do you call a guy with a seagull on his shoulder?

Cliff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?

Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels!

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Why do seagulls live near the sea?

If they lived by the bay, they'd be baygulls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zdrfanta17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Steven Seagull
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunkinbiskits
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If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
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A man was arrested at the beach for feeding pot brownies to the seagulls. It was his third such arrest because, as he put it,...

β€œI shall leave no tern unstoned.”

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omg123456789
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Cause if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
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I think A Flock of Seagulls were really just trying to tell everyone how far it was to the country...

I hope their wings don't get too tired on the trip. I know I know... I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditInThe90s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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This guy lives in our back garden, we call him Steven... Steven Seagull
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What do you call a laughing seagull?

A gigull

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Seagulls from Nemo:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATacticalBagel
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived on the Bay they’d be bagels

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamPage09
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?

Because then they would be baygulls! (You’re welcome)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bAoU_Famine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Why don’t seagulls fly near the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicytunataco1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you call a seagull from San Francisco?

A bay-gull.

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Blind Seagull, Digital, [OC]
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be bagels.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Why don’t seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they’d be called Baygulls...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12bubbahotep
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A co-worker told be that seagulls will explode if you feed them Akka-seltzer

I told him he’s just gullible.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Why can't a seagull fly over a bay?

Because then it would be a bagel.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omnidoof
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), β€œlook Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, β€œno, it’s a bagel.” β€œWhy is it a bagel?” β€œBecause it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...

The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clever_Sean
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roadtrip-ne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Why do Seagulls fly over the Sea?

Because if the flew over the bay they'd be Bagels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicy-tomato
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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