Why doesn’t Flock of Seagulls travel to the Middle East?

Because Iran’s so far away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_big_fat_dump
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.

Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsh921
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I think A Flock of Seagulls were really just trying to tell everyone how far it was to the country...

I hope their wings don't get too tired on the trip. I know I know... I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditInThe90s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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What country does the guy from A Flock of Seagulls not want to visit?

Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celloninja7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I drove threw a flock of seagulls the other day. One of them hit my bumper, flew over my car and struck and police car behind me.

I got arrested for flipping him the bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What should you do when you encounter a Flock of Seagulls?

You run, you run so far away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkumaXshoguN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Why won't a flock of seagulls migrate to Persia?

Because of Iran. Iran so far away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borgenhaust
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Husband just dropped this on our son.

For context we have a pair of Guinea fowl and a pair of pheasants that have a coop in our back yard.

5 year old son, husband and I discussing our birds. Son: So are our birds married? Me: Yes, didn't you get an invitation? Son: No. Maybe there wasn't room in their coop. Husband: I heard the officiant was a cardinal, and the live entertainment was flock of seagulls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brittanymow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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The recent post about the "Quackopotamous" reminded me...

When I was a wee lad, about 5 or 6 , my dad and I went to the beach on a vacation. I, having never seen the ocean, learned many new things, like how tides work, and how there's seemingly billions of white flying rats that the world calls Seagulls.

Fast forward a few weeks to us being back home in Kansas City, MO where no beaches or seagulls are to be found. My dad and I were running errands and found ourselves at the local Target, where in the parking lot I spotted dozens of white birds that looked eerily similar to the Seagulls I had learned about weeks before.

"Dad, what're those?" I inquired

"Oh, son those are called Parkinglotgulls. Yeah they're close cousins of the seagull!"

And that's how I came to call those white birds that flock around parking lots worldwide "Parkinglotgulls" even to this day.

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