Because Iran’s so far away.
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
I hope their wings don't get too tired on the trip. I know I know... I'll see myself out.
Iran.
You run, you run so far away.
I got arrested for flipping him the bird.
Because of Iran. Iran so far away.
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
"Herd of cows"
"Course I have, I go there every year for the regatta"
Stop me if you've herd it before.
So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?
Luckily, I was only grazed.
"That was fowl," I told my son.
Cliff
Cliff
He's so gull-able!
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
May he rest in fleece.
Because Lisa Kudrow.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
It has more geese in it.
The man asks "is this good for wasps?"
The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
Dad: “Of course I’ve heard of cows! Look! They’re all over the damn place!”
The man says to the bartender “1 for me, and 1 for the road”
It's night.
“I shall leave no tern unstoned.”
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
wooden tit?
It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.
The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.
I told him I don’t knead the dough, but I do get a rise out of it
It's half empty.
..do you just get exhausted ?
That's what I do when I'm Russian
Bob
I'd say she is ovary-acting .
"Herd."
"What?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them right there!"
My friend said "a herd of cows" "of course I've heard of cows, look there's a flock of them over there!" I never saw those men again...
"Herd' of cows, Dad."
"Of course I've heard of cows. Look, there's a whole flock!"
Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.
