Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be called bagels!
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Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived by the bay, they'd be baygulls
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︎ Aug 23 2020
A man was arrested at the beach for feeding pot brownies to the seagulls. It was his third such arrest because, as he put it,...
βI shall leave no tern unstoned.β
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︎ Feb 02 2020
I think A Flock of Seagulls were really just trying to tell everyone how far it was to the country...
I hope their wings don't get too tired on the trip. I know I know... I'll see myself out.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because then they would be baygulls!
(Youβre welcome)
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︎ Sep 19 2019
We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), βlook Patty, a seagull!β My wife replies, βno, itβs a bagel.β βWhy is it a bagel?β βBecause itβs over the BAY!β Thatβs pretty funny, but...
The thing is she didnβt just make up this joke, but this is the first time Iβve heard it. Weβve been married for 18 years. That means that sheβs been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
What country does the guy from A Flock of Seagulls not want to visit?
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay itβd be a bagel
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︎ Apr 15 2019
This seagull is being quite the birdon bird.
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︎ Jul 13 2018
I drove threw a flock of seagulls the other day. One of them hit my bumper, flew over my car and struck and police car behind me.
I got arrested for flipping him the bird.
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︎ Aug 22 2018
If seagulls are usually seen by the sea...
shouldn't the ones that hang by the bay be called bagels? (Dadjoke by my 8 year old)
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︎ Apr 04 2017
I asked my dad what he thought about the tiny seagull that robbed the liquor store....
He said it was βa-wee-gullβ
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︎ Apr 10 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because they'd be called bagels if they flew over the bay...
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︎ Jun 11 2020
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
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︎ May 14 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be called bagels.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Cause if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived on the Bay theyβd be bagels
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be bagels
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly near the bay?
Because then theyβd be bagels
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Why do Seagulls fly over the Sea?
Because if the flew over the bay they'd be Bagels
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︎ May 26 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then theyβd be called Baygulls...
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be bagels.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bagels
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay theyβd be Bagels.
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︎ Mar 31 2019
What do you call a seagull by the bay?
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they would be bagels
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︎ Jul 11 2018
Why do seagulls travel over the sea?
Because if they traveled over the bay, theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be called bagels!
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︎ Sep 24 2018
Why donβt seagulls fly by the bay
Because then they would be bagels
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︎ Jan 06 2019
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
'Cause they'd be bagels....
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
Why don't seagulls fly across the bay?
Because then they'd be baygulls.
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︎ Feb 26 2019
Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
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︎ May 30 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
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︎ Dec 21 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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︎ Jan 06 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Cause if they flew over the bay they would be bagels
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︎ Sep 15 2017
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.
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︎ Feb 08 2018
Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be called bagels.
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︎ Aug 29 2017
If seagulls lived by the bay...
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︎ Jan 20 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels!
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︎ Mar 31 2018
What do call a seagull that flies over the bay?
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︎ Mar 29 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
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︎ Oct 15 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
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︎ Apr 20 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called "baygulls".
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︎ Dec 16 2016
If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?
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︎ Oct 10 2015
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