Cured Ham Puns

A list of puns related to "Cured Ham"

I just had some cured ham.

I can't help but wonder what it had that needed cured.

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馃懁︎ u/PensionNo8124
馃搮︎ May 11 2021
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How do you make a cured ham?

Well first you find a pig with the sniffles...

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馃懁︎ u/vrek86
馃搮︎ Oct 04 2020
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Vice your meat? Wait. No...
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馃懁︎ u/mortilsola
馃搮︎ Jan 16 2020
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What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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馃懁︎ u/kickypie
馃搮︎ Apr 30 2020
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Why was the butcher arrested?

He was curing hams without a medical license.

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馃懁︎ u/zdws19
馃搮︎ Feb 04 2020
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