Processed Meat Puns

A list of puns related to "Processed Meat"

I don't always take phone calls from shady processed meat salesman.

When I do its usually a Spam Risk.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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My wife and I were talking about starting a family and all the health things you're supposed to do like not eat processed sliced meats. Unfortunately she currently eats a turkey sandwich most days for her lunch.

I told her she better start trying alternatives soon, it's going to be hard to quit eating her current lunch cold turkey.

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👤︎ u/-stormageddon-
📅︎ Aug 16 2018
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If you've gotten the email about salted, processed, canned meat; do not open it.

It is Spam.

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👤︎ u/Squiggledog
📅︎ Sep 10 2015
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What do you call an uploaded cow

Processed meat

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👤︎ u/TheFidgetSpinner922
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Everyone, I would like you to meat my dad.

I was telling my dad that there is new evidence that links processed meats to colon cancer. I told him, "the World Health Organization-"

"Who?"

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👤︎ u/Southruss000
📅︎ Oct 26 2015
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