Some meat puns are so bad
that I wouldn't wish them upon my wurst enemy.
Googled meat puns, not dissapointed
Just a little bit of meat.
I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.
But it turned out to be spam.
I dropped a slice of meat on my foot today.
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
I’ve recently gotten over my addiction to deli meats
I was able to quit cold turkey
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
I am a butcher by trade & yesterday I accidently backed into the meat grinder
I got a little behind in my work
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
What do you call it when the many daughters of your sibling make you breakfast meat patties?
What happened to the woman who sat on the meat slicer?
I tried kangaroo meat once...
My roommates said I really need to cut down on the amount of deli meat I’ve been eating
But I’m not about to quit cold turkey
If anyone gets an email from me with the subject 'My meat', don't open it.
I'm trying to convince my friend that being a fraudster isn't for him. I went over to his house the other day and he was putting canned meat in envelopes.
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
A guy walks into a bar to find pieces of meat hanging above him…
He asks the barman about it and the barman explains, “If you can jump up and hit one, you’ll get a free drink, but if you miss, you have to buy everyone a round!”
The guy looks up and ponders for a minute then replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
That’s a sus-y meat-a-ball. 👌🏼👌🏼
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ...
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling
Guy:"Whats this about?"
Bartender:"Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyones drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?
Guy:"Nah, the steaks are too high."
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
What's the cheapest type of meat?
Deer testicles. They're under a buck!
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
Meats back on the menu boys
I just ate a burger made out of bear meat
If you get a call from a canned meat company, hang up immediately...
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
High school started out promising for me, but I ended up selling meat as a job.
I guess you can say I butchered my grades.
They say eating raw meat can make you sick
People who sell meat and meat products may be disgusting to some people, but.....
People selling fruits and vegetables are definitely grocer.
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder
And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.
A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it!
People who sell meat are gross
But people who sell produce are grocer
If anybody gets a message from me about canned meat
People who sell meat are gross
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Vegan son : People who sell meat are gross
dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer
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