When the doctor told me that there was a cure for dyslexia,
What happens, when a doctor catches a disease, that he already found the cure for?
He gets a taste of his own medicine.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1001 cures for itches."
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
I invented the cure for Covid, it's made of my own breed of coffee.
I call it the Mcafee antivirus
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
How did the doctors cure the invisible man?
They took him to the ICU.
I have found the cure for blindness!
Did you hear that they came out with a cure for the Coronavirus?
Me neither... But apparently it's a riot!
Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
So I walk into the pharmacy, and ask for a coronovirus cure.
Them: Ammonia cleaner?
Me: oh sorry I thought you were the pharmacist.
I will not rest until I find the cure ..
Upgrading to the latest version of Microsoft Office can cure your depression.
It really improves your Outlook.
A blind man was at the doctor’s when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.
There’s a solution in sight.
My classmates in medical school said he found the cure for obesity.
He won't tell me what it is, but he insists it's as easy as taking candy from a baby.
What is the cure for a gluten allergy?
Did you hear about the new soda that cures sexual transmitted infections?
The cure for dementia is unforgettable.
If you've got dog breath, I think I've found the cure.
So I just realized Pangea is the cure to bi-polar disorder.
I saw an article in the news claiming a cure for forehead wrinkles
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1,001 cures for itches.'
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
I've dedicated my life to find the cure for insomnia.
I won't rest until I find it.
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