My dad got his first dose of vaccine yesterday, so I asked him, “Did you have any reaction?”
Dad: Ow!
What dose a spy do before bed
They go under-cover
What dose one ocean say when it seas another ocean?
Nothing they just wave
Why dose Will Smith like green apples?
Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.
What do you get when you give five doses of valium to a lizard?
A calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.
If someone tells you a joke inside dose that joke become an inside joke?
Why dose nobody tell jokes about condiments
They are ilRELLISHvant
What dose polar bears and penguins have in common?
Nothing they are polar opposite
Thieves stole a truck with 1,000,000 doses of viagra reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
What time dose Sean Connery Arrive at Wimbledon
Ten-Ish
The best dad jokes are nerd-dad jokes - for that extra dose of lameness.
Once, I asked a monster what his favourite file compression format was. He said "RAR!"
Been too sick (flu) to give my son his daily doses of dad jokes...
(Son wanting to be amused while I'm writing around with a terrible case of flu.)
Me: "I'm sorry, buddy. I'm dying here." Son: "If you die, who will tell me stupid jokes?" Me: "I'll come back from the grave to torture you with stupid dad jokes." Son: "Like a zombie?" Me: "Like the pun-dead."
I got a double dose of dad earlier.
Dad: Is it okay if I borrow your bathroom?
Grandfather: You can. But I'm pretty sure it won't fit in this car.
What time dose Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
10ish
