For my first birthday, my father gifted me a set of gaming cubes supposedly owned by Al Capone...
I've been spending most my life playing with a gangster's pair of dice.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I am getting concerned. Last week I accidentally swallowed an ice cube
And I still haven't pooped it out.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?
Nah, itβs just water under the fridge.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Ice Cube
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Yesterday, my friend was called an octopus cube.
You can probably guess he was aghast.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.
Soon itβll be water under the fridge.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Why was the Rubik's cube so popular?
Because it's hip to be square.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.
It's just water under the fridge.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you call a Rubik's Cube that insults you?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What is a Rubix Cubeβs favorite part of college?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I recently invested in bouillon cubes.
My assets arenβt liquid, but they can be.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?
One is justice and the other is just ice.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I've got a friend who reckons he can make high cuisine out of stock cubes.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Have you heard about the new book by Rubik's Cube inventor ErnΕ Rubik?
It's full of twists and turns.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I swallowed an ice cube the other day
I'm getting worried, I still haven't passed it yet
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I am currently one of the world record holders for the Rubik's Cube...
It has been 43 years and I still cannot solve it.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call Rubik's Cubes that you can't solve
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Found this gem when sitting in a vacant cube in an office I travelled to this morning to work remotely.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Square root? Or cube root?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...
But now itβs just water under the fridge...
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Did you hear the one about the ice cubeβs great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.
But now itβs all water under the fridge.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Twice Cube
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Itβs a moobix cube...
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︎ Sep 15 2019
I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.
But now that's all just water under the fridge.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Ice Cube ain't playing around!
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︎ Aug 04 2019
Under a post on r/BattleForDreamIsland about Ice Cube
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︎ Oct 30 2019
My wife was upset with me last night for kicking ice cubes under the appliances instead of picking them up...
...but this morning itβs just water under the fridge
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︎ Mar 07 2019
I can melt an ice cube using the power of my mind
It takes quite a while though.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I just lost an ice cube in the kitchen.
But I'm not worried, its just water under the fridge.
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︎ May 02 2019
If a Cuban man marries a woman from Iceland and have children, can the children be considered ice cubes?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
how does a square become a cube?
well first, they have to get an edge-ucation
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︎ Oct 17 2019
A ribeye looks over at the spiky hammer, and asks the cube steak, "What's that?"
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Cube cheese is good, and slices are fine
But personally I think shredded is grater
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︎ Jun 15 2018
Ice cube paw in my whiskey..
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︎ Nov 26 2018
My wife is trying to convince me that soup is better with flavour cubes.
I donβt put a lot of stock in that.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Did you hear that Ice Cube converted to Judaism?
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︎ Sep 17 2018
My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. Then told me I was terrible with directions. And then she added that I should stop cross dressing in her clothes. She also didn't like the female neighbor sun bathing nude in her backyard.
I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Ice Cube and Ice T have a new album coming outβ¦
I hear itβs βone cold drinkβ
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Wanted to pick up some OXO cubes from the shop
But they were out of stock
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?
Naw, itβs just water under the fridge.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.
Soon Itβll just be water under the fridge.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.
Soon, itβll be water under the fridge.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,
but now it's just water under the fridge.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.
Soon it will be water under the fridge.
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︎ Mar 16 2018
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