I adopted my dog from a blacksmith
As soon as we got home, he made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 242
๐
︎ Apr 01 2021
If a blacksmith made counterfeit swords...
๐︎ 21
๐
︎ Apr 30 2021
Donโt drink with a blacksmithโs wife.
Youโre liable to get hammered.
๐︎ 31
๐
︎ Apr 06 2021
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells โyou smelt my armour!โ
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: โYes, and what a lovely scent it had.โ
๐︎ 12
๐
︎ Apr 08 2021
I had quite the contentious meeting with the local blacksmith
๐︎ 14
๐
︎ Mar 25 2021
A Blacksmith
๐︎ 23
๐
︎ Jan 14 2021
Getting interviewed for a job as a blacksmith: Interviewer: Do you have any experience shoeing a horse?
Me: No, but I once told a donkey to F off.
๐︎ 9
๐
︎ Nov 18 2020
I brought a dog off a blacksmith
10 minutes after bringing him home, he made a bolt for the door...
๐︎ 24
๐
︎ Dec 11 2020
I bought a fake blacksmiths
๐︎ 17
๐
︎ Sep 27 2020
I just bought a dog from the blacksmith
As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door.
Thought this fit here. Saw it on r/jokes from u/jimathay
๐︎ 39
๐
︎ Aug 23 2020
Never adopt a dog from a blacksmith.
We did, and within an hour he'd made a bolt for the door
๐︎ 30
๐
︎ Aug 18 2020
I think my new dog was a blacksmith in his previous life...
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the gate.
๐︎ 14
๐
︎ May 29 2020
I adopted a dog that used to belong to a blacksmith.
First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 90
๐
︎ Jul 14 2019
Who was the Egyptian blacksmith's favorite actor in GoodFellas?
๐︎ 5
๐
︎ May 06 2019
My grandfather was a very talented blacksmith
He could do all swords of things
๐︎ 18
๐
︎ Feb 09 2019
I think the dog I adopted used to belong to a blacksmith,..
...because as soon I got it home, it made a bolt for the door!
(Blacksmiths make bolts for doors)
Credit: Random Contestant on Forged in Fire
๐︎ 4
๐
︎ Feb 06 2019
What is it called when a fish works as a blacksmith?
๐︎ 9
๐
︎ Apr 08 2018
Oh! So you like metal? Then name 3 blacksmiths.
Meirl: Will, Jaden and willow
๐︎ 9
๐
︎ Aug 18 2018
The villagers gathered as the guards dragged the blacksmith through the town square.
One of the villagers turned and asked another, "what happened?"
She told him, "he's been arrested for forgery."
๐︎ 8
๐
︎ May 25 2019
How does a blacksmith find food?
๐︎ 4
๐
︎ Mar 13 2019
I apopted a dog from a blacksmith today
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
๐︎ 906
๐
︎ Dec 17 2020
I adopted my dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 142
๐
︎ Jan 25 2021
I adopted a dog that was owned by a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
๐︎ 41
๐
︎ Dec 23 2020
Bought a dog from a blacksmith.
He's great, as soon as I got home he made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 46
๐
︎ Sep 29 2020
I adopted a dog from a Blacksmith...
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor
๐︎ 10k
๐
︎ Sep 16 2019
The local Blacksmith got a new dog. When he got him home he made a bolt for the door.
His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.
๐︎ 4
๐
︎ Nov 13 2020
I bought a puppy from a blacksmith earlier
Right away when we got home he made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 66
๐
︎ Jul 22 2020
I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day
But as soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
๐︎ 47
๐
︎ Sep 08 2020
I ONCE GOT A DOG FROM A BLACKSMITH,
AS SOON AS I GOT HIM HOME HE MADE A BOLT FOR THE DOOR
๐︎ 45
๐
︎ Apr 19 2020
I bought a dog from my local blacksmith
When I got it home it made a bolt for the door
๐︎ 53
๐
︎ Jul 13 2020
I just adopted a dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as we got him home, he made a bolt for the door
๐︎ 365
๐
︎ Jan 01 2020
Last week I bought a dog from the local blacksmith
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 27
๐
︎ Jun 05 2020
Been looking after the blacksmiths dog this week.
Got home last night and it had made a bolt for the backdoor.
๐︎ 6
๐
︎ May 29 2020
Why should you never buy a dog from a blacksmith???
Because as soon as you take the dog home it makes a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 62
๐
︎ Feb 05 2020
I bought a dog from a Blacksmith the other day...
I only had him 3 hours and he made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 188
๐
︎ Mar 11 2019
I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 33
๐
︎ Aug 07 2019
Bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday, got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door
๐︎ 9
๐
︎ Oct 26 2019
I bought a dog from the local blacksmith for my wife for Christmas...
When I got him through the door he made a bolt for it.
๐︎ 7
๐
︎ Dec 27 2019
Bought a dog from a Blacksmith...
I bought a dog from a blacksmith once. As soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 2k
๐
︎ May 29 2017
I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
๐︎ 37
๐
︎ Mar 12 2019
I purchased a dog from the blacksmith today...
As soon as a got him home he made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 13
๐
︎ Oct 14 2019
I bought a dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 332
๐
︎ Aug 15 2018
I adopted a dog from a blacksmith.
But as son as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 40
๐
︎ Apr 23 2019
I bought a dog from a blacksmith today
as soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door.
๐︎ 2
๐
︎ Jul 24 2019
I bought a dog from the local blacksmith
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
๐︎ 31
๐
︎ Apr 28 2019
Bought a dog off a blacksmith yesterday
When I got in he made a bolt for the door
๐︎ 41
๐
︎ Oct 20 2018
I bought a Dog off a Blacksmith the other day...
As soon as I got him home he made a Bolt for the Door.
๐︎ 47
๐
︎ Dec 31 2018
I bought a dog off a blacksmith today
and as soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door
๐︎ 11
๐
︎ Nov 19 2018
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
