The Blacksmith Puns

A list of puns related to "The Blacksmith"

I had quite the contentious meeting with the local blacksmith

I had an axe to grind

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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The local Blacksmith got a new dog. When he got him home he made a bolt for the door.

His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DarthVarn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I just bought a dog from the blacksmith

As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door.

Thought this fit here. Saw it on r/jokes from u/jimathay

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AHighTeddy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Who was the Egyptian blacksmith's favorite actor in GoodFellas?

Kho Peshi

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Asmor
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I think the dog I adopted used to belong to a blacksmith,..

...because as soon I got it home, it made a bolt for the door!

(Blacksmiths make bolts for doors)

Credit: Random Contestant on Forged in Fire

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/noyfbfoad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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The villagers gathered as the guards dragged the blacksmith through the town square.

One of the villagers turned and asked another, "what happened?"

She told him, "he's been arrested for forgery."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Why did the blacksmith reject his newly forged sword?

It smelt funny

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rorasaur
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Subrosian_Smithy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day

But as soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Yankee9Niner
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Last week I bought a dog from the local blacksmith

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spudbrain5470
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Been looking after the blacksmiths dog this week.

Got home last night and it had made a bolt for the backdoor.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/waffel-daddy
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I bought a dog from a Blacksmith the other day...

I only had him 3 hours and he made a bolt for the door.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/26326312
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday, got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dmed24
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/yolo5hy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I bought a dog from the local blacksmith for my wife for Christmas...

When I got him through the door he made a bolt for it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cwwspurs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I purchased a dog from the blacksmith today...

As soon as a got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WholiganSD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/EllieGeorgia
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I bought a dog from the local blacksmith

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ShittyCamilleMain
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I bought a Dog off a Blacksmith the other day...

As soon as I got him home he made a Bolt for the Door.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zenarai
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I picked up a dog from the blacksmith the other day

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/suddendeathovertime
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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