Face plants
It was perfect because I thought I needed some mohawk.
I guess you could say she's a helicopter parent.
Boy, was that hawkward.
They were the Wright brothers for the job
Haaaawkward!
Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
I responded "maybe they're part of a hawk-y team!"
Nah, just kidding
It's about time!
He must have always been speechless
**edit: for those saying he died on 3/13
Son: “But dad, your name is John.”
Me: “I know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”
A Ham-Hawk..
The walking dad
I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.
It’s about time.
A stroke of genius.
It was an add hawk meeting.
But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
But I don't think he could do standup.
Cherries.
Maybe he's socially hawkward.
He can never stand corrected.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
It's about time!
It’s about time.
But Stephen Hawking ran on Batteries
