I am having an eggsistential crisis, here.
But then, hindsight is always 2020.
Pract-ice
So I have been back to the charity shop to get all her clothes back!
They planet (plan it)
He yells "UNO!"
The crowd falls silent in anticipation.
"DOS!"
Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.
Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.
I guess that's hindsight in 2020
Because very rarely is a medium well done.
He trains.
All I say all day is "pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up"
Me: Sure...Listen Chicken, There is no easy way for me to say this...
Question: Why don't radioactive animals talk?
Answer: Because they're mute-ated!
Itβs grate
I was speechless.
They said that they just tell them straight out that you're gonna die.
Hi unforgiving, I'm dad"
"Yes you are"
He trains.
Today a student of mine was wearing a Pikachu onesie for pajama day at work (a junior in h.s.).our conversation went like this. If she wasn't in anime club with me I would have left her alone.
Me: did your wear that so guys would want to take a peek-at-chu?
Student : Mrs. Acinomismonica, please stop
Me: why? You scared they won't choose you?
Student : I'm going to stop talking to you now
Me: don't be such an Ash
Student : Mrs. Acinomismonica, you need to stop!
Me: c'mon student, you gotta Ketchum to my jokes
Enter the rest of my class groaning, it was a good day. Good thing I stopped before they threw Brocks at me.
Then they draw.
Husband hands me the only thing that's mine (a small 8lb dumbbell) and says "it's really time you carried your own weight around here." I think he's ready for the baby to get here.
They planet
they planet
They planet!
