The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"

A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"

"Very SHADY things."

It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.

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Asking out the cute girl at the flower store:

"Got any plants this weekend?"

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