The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"
A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"
"Very SHADY things."
It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.
Why did Bud go to school?
To make Budweiser
Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...
Wow, that was really a mouthful...
So, my dad has no taste buds...
But he's got a ton of taste pals!
What did the alfalfa say to its buds at the party?
"Hay, let's bale."
heya buds it’s good to be here
it’s good to be here to talk to people without getting a PUN-ishment
I heard coca-cola and bud light are working together on a new drink.
It's quite the ambitious colabeeration
I got sick when I lost one of my ear buds.
It was mono.
I was worried about our late spring but then I noticed the trees starting to bud
It was a re-leaf
The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs
gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles
I went into my favorite bar and asked for a Bud.The bartender, we'll call her Penny, say's you have to tell me who makes it first.Kinda stumped I said Anheiser Busch.She said "just fine,and hows your dick."
Bud worked with a brewing company.
The company made Bud wiser.
John Oliver's "Air Bud 9" pun made me laugh really hard this week
Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.
It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.
My grandpa's nickname was "Bud"
He used to point at me and say, "Beer makes you smart, It made Budweiser."
Here's to Otto, "Bud".
