Tongue, Teeth, Saliva, Roof, Soft Palate, Hard Palate, Uvuula, Taste Buds, Gums...

Wow, that was really a mouthful...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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So, my dad has no taste buds...

But he's got a ton of taste pals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaca232
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs

gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb-m
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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How do you tell your friends that you have coronavirus?

I’ve got no taste, buds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatIsNeat47
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My friend used this today on our waitress...

We were placing our drink orders:

"I'll have a coke."

"Is Pepsi okay?"

"I don't know, what happened to him?!"

I'm not sure if the joke went over her head, or if she was annoyed from hearing it, but she didn't laugh as much as we did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rebar_Bryant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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What do you call friends you eat with?

Taste buds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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The only thing my friends like doing with me is eating

I call them my taste buds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daniel_evans18
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I recently became sick, so all of my senses are messed up and food tastes different than it used to

I guess my taste buds are now just taste acquaintances

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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My friend and I like to try new food together.

We’re taste buds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermatth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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Dessert Puns

I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.


I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, β€œDo you want a lift”. β€œNo thanks”, they replied, β€œWe’re Walkers”.


I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all Β£5 apart from one that was Β£10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said β€œthat’s maderia cake”.


Bought some cream, it said β€œstore in a cool place”. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.


Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.


I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.


A man says β€œI keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the other”. The doctor says β€œI’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”.


I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.


How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden


What do they call a man who abandoned his diet? DESSERTER.


Ice cream is exquisite… –what a pity it isn’t illegal.


The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.


Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.


Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.


Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!


When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.


What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?


Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!


What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.


What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!


A birthday greeting: For someone special as you, only ANGELFOOD would do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


Did you hear there are two suspects in Two Ton Charley’s death? BEN and JERRY.


Don’t eat too much fudge, or else you will have so much pudge you won’t be able to budge.


You know you’re a mom if… Popsicles have become a staple food.


Mexican candy makes my taste buds say β€œOLE!”


FORGET LOVE… I’

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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We had dinner at my parents house and my daughter was only eating the sugar snap peas

My dad: "they must be very ap-peas-ing to her taste buds"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/readit16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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If your taste buds don't like you...

Are they still your taste BUDS?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gtvd21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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What do you call friends who eat together?

Taste buds!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lego808
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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