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Hi everyone. I am a professional survival instructor and former fire/rescue helicopter crew member. My services have been sought by some of the most elite military teams in the world. I have consulted for tv and film, and my courses range from Alaska field training, to desert survival near Mexico, to Urban Disaster Readiness in Orange County, Ca. Ask me anything you want about wilderness survival- what gear is best, how to splint a leg, unorthodox resource procurement in urban areas, all that, I'm up for anything. EDIT: We have a patreon with training videos for those asking about courses: https://www.patreon.com/survivalexpert
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EDIT: I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/CoyneSurvivalSchools/
EDIT: From my about us: *6 Years of Fire/Rescue Experience *Former Firefighting Helicopter Crew Member (HELITACK) *EMT *Helicopter Rescue Team Member *Helicopter Rappeller *Search & Rescue Technician *Fire Crew Squad Leader *Confined Space Rescue *Techinical Ropes Rescue *Swift Water Rescue Technician *HAZMAT Operations *Dunker trained (emergency aircraft underwater egress) *Member of the helicopter rescue team for the first civilian space shuttle launches (X Prize Launches, 2003) *Trained in the ICS & NIMS Disaster Management Systems
*Since beginning as a survival instructor in 2009, Thomas has provided training to; US Marine Corps Mountain Warfare Center Instructors, US Navy Helicopter Search & Rescue & Special Warfare, US Air Force Special Operations, The US Dept of Defense, The California Department of Justice, and many more
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To the mods: this link now contains a pic of me holding an AMA sign with my reddit username. I hope this is sufficient. Proof https://www.californiasurvivaltraining.com/awards
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There is a lot going on in the world right now, especially in the survival and preparedness communities. I've been teaching survival and preparedness professionals for over 10 years, and was a firefighter before that. Ask me anything you want to know. I'm easy.
About me: *6 Years of Fire/Rescue Experience *Former Firefighting Helicopter Crew Member (HELITACK) *EMT *Helicopter Rescue *Helicopter Rappeller *Search & Rescue Technician *Fire Crew Squad Leader *Confined Space Rescue *Technical Ropes Rescue *Swift Water Rescue Technician *HAZMAT Operations *Dunker trained (emergency aircraft underwater egress) *Member of the helicopter rescue team for the first civilian space shuttle launches (X Prize Launches, 2003) *Trained in the ICS & NIMS Disaster Management Systems *Has provided training to; US Marine Corps Mountain Warfare Center Instructors, US Navy Helicopter Search & Rescue & Special Warfare, US Air Force Special Operations, The US Dept. of Defense, The California Department of Justice, and many more
