Tumor budding Puns

still taking it in. talking to his wife to try and visit him asap, but just got word he’s gone critical, getting shipped around in ambu’s rn, around various ER’s.

He just had a beaut baby girl, and got married this May.

not asking for pity replies, got nuff of that tbh. and his baby girls will be taken care of.

What i’m asking is how can i help hm? brothers dying is unfortunately nothing new, but, usually it’s immediate, without a chance to even talk to them. i’m not going to let that happen if possible, trying to see him asap whenever he wakes up, but trying to prepare in the meantime.

how can i help him? fuck dude. my tear ducts haven’t worked in decades, but they fixing to get to work.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

So I'm doing something a little different than usual. I saw this form o'er here detailing various forms of parasitic fauna that inhabit the Flesh Pit. https://i.redd.it/3s46bvo1zvn71.jpg Although many of them have not yet been depicted either officially or by fans, leaving it up to imagination! SO...I decided I'd try my hand at theorizing what the heck these creatures could be.

P.S. THIS IS NOT CANON. It is entirely fanmade speculation on my part!

Please do correct me if I'm wrong, or give alternate ideas! I'd be very excited to see what your take on them would be! But meanwhile...let me get started.

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Amoebic Organism - A type of large Hydrozoan that has the ability to alter its shape, and moves around using numerous pseudopods that were once its tentacles.

CAUTION: If they are above a certain size and are attempting to eat you, please use your issued weapons on it. This does not kill the Amoebic organism--since they are colonial organisms, they can regenerate and form into smaller amoebas that pose less threat to you.

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Aquifer Leech - A type of leech-like organism that live in the superorganism's moisture crops. They infest the bottom of condensation pools, and latch onto the bottom to suck blood from the superorganism.

CAUTION: Do not enter the condensation pools without proper protection. There has been many incidents of them accidentally attaching to people. This causes a cookie-cutter shaped wound, and will bleed out quickly without immediate medical care.

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Bristleworm (Vascular) - These are a species of bristleworm which live in the superorganism's vascular system. I.e. within giant arteries and blood pools. They spend their lives swimming in blood, using their tendrils to sift nutrients from them while also seeking out macrobacteria.

CAUTION: Do not pollute any open wound in the superorganism. Chances are that doing so can kill Bristleworms, as their filtration system may feed on something detrimental to it. They're otherwise harmless to humans.

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Bristleworm (Ocular) - This species of bristleworm inhabits what is effectively ocular fluid. That is, aqueous humor filled with a variety of nutrients to nourish what may be an eye (unlocated as of yet). However, they get most of t

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

[Question here is: where can I find treatment guides?]

I'm a male, mid-50s, in the USA. I had a screening colonoscopy 6 years ago; they found 3 polyps and told me to come back in 5 years. Due to pandemic, I came back in 6.

So I had another screening about a week ago. They found two small ones and one large one (~ 1 cm). The large one (which was removed by "hot snare") has cancer, staged at pT1. (Located in the sigmoidal colon.) Most of the "scores" (tumor budding, differentiation) are relatively good, though while the margin was negative, the "deep margin" was only 1 mm.

I returned and got the cite "tattooed", then got chest-and-abdomen CT scans (both of those were clear).

In a few days I'm going in to get looked at by a colorectal surgeon.

I'd like to know what the range of suitable treatment options are, just so I have a feeling as to whether what surgeon says is reasonable. I've seen some stuff on the web. Seems pretty clear to me that chemo isn't indicated, and probably won't need a full-scale colon removal either.

So AFAICT the treatment range would go from "the risk isn't that high; the original polypectomy was probably curative, so we'll do watchful waiting" to "we'll due a minimal segmental resection of your colon and send what we cut out to the path lab."

There's stuff on the web (e.g. at cancer.org), but I don't see anything all that detailed, only enough to know that e.g. it seems very likely I'd get chemo in addition to surgery.

I'm wondering if anyone knows of any more detailed treatment guides or internet-based presentations on treatment options.

(Myself, in terms of public policy and personal preference, I usually lean towards slightly less intervention, but I'm not that old and I have small children, and colon cancer can be pretty nasty if it progresses.)

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

My dog didn't eat yesterday and we usually go for a walk late at night. He really wanted to go but was super slow and lathargic vastly different from himself.

Freaked me out so I called a 24 hour vet and took him in.

He's got a ruptured tumor on his spleen. Something I have a feeling he's been dealing with to an extent for some time minus the ruptured part. Due to some piss poor vet visits who didn't seem to care to look into much it's gotten worse and recently ruptured.

He's my first pup. His owners were breeders and and at 8 weeks were going to put him down because he couldn't walk much. Through convo I learned their young daughter carried him everywhere all day every day.

I took a shot figuring that was likely the reason. For the 6 years I've had him he's been fine, running, jumping, hiking and just enjoying his life.

He's still bringing me balls and sticks and toys and wanting to play but he's limited on time. He has some labored breathing and his tummy is swollen with fluid.

He just doesn't seem done with life and I don't know whether 9r not to let him live out his days here at home or have him "put down" I'm struggling..and he doesn't seem to be too much.

I opened the fridge and like normal he pushes me out of the way and pulls the bacon out and mouths at me to cook him some...

I just don't know what to do. He's my first dog, I never even wanted a dog, I just didn't want someone to put him down for a dumb reason such as he has bad legs even though it was just that their daughter carried him everywhere and he never really had to walk...so I took him in.

We've traveled the country, the world, we've been best buds for 6 years.

I'm just looking for some perspective from other pup owners who may have dealt with putting their pup down or whatnot.

What would you guys do? Any experience you can share would be greatly appreciated.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I've just completed my playthrough of HotS on Normal and here is my review

Umoja:
Lab Rat was really fun as the first mission of the campaign. It executed It's job to teach you to make structures, drones and zerglings really well.

Back In the Saddle was also a really fun mission. The elevator room was fun, the tram was even more fun and the Archangel boss fight was amazing. Best Umoja mission.

Rendezvous was a really easy, defensive mission. I like the Bonus Objective of rescuing queens and groups of zerglings, but overall It was the least fun Umoja mission.

Kaldir:
Harvest of Screams is fun and unique, but too easy. Even tho I played on Normal, a really easy difficulty, the entire idea of flash freezes is unique, but bad. It's just easy when there is no resistance. Worst Kaldir mission.

Shoot the Messenger is cool. There are three warp conduits that you need to defend in order for shuttles to not escape to Shakuras. The Stasis chambers were a nice bonus that almost made me miss a shuttle. The frozen rescuable Hydralisks/Roaches are also a really good idea. Best Kaldir mission.

Enemy Within is lots of fun! Playing as a larvae who evolves into a Broodmother and takes over a Protoss vessel is relly god idea! Yet I think that everything (except to kill all protoss) that isn't timed after Niadras' first zerglings attack the Protoss is unhealthy for the mission. Is just too easy to abuse the fact that Niadra can spawn literally an infinite amount of zerg. That's why I prefer Shoot the messenger over Enemy within.

Char:
Domination was really fun but not hard as Kerrigan moves really fast and can collect 100 eggs really quickly. I collected 100 eggs while Zagara was sitting at about 30 and then I was like "Ohh shit I forgot the bonus" and then I was like "yey bonus is still up :)".

Fire In The Sky was intresting. The mission was by far the hardest mission in HotS so far. The attack waves were easy, but doing creep spread is another story. at one point I was rescuing a scourge nest and the gorgon was like "Yo lemme shoot down this creep tumor". At this point my tumoring queen was dead and I had to walk my base queen to get another tumor and I barely finished the mission. Even tho it put up a challenge, It was more of a grind than actual fun.

Old soldiers was boring yet satisfying. During the sneak attack I cleared out two bases. Then It was just basic macro, getting the bonus objectives and rolling over Warfield's main base. BEST CHAR MISSIO

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

So recently found out I have 1.5 years to live with treatment.... Cancer.... A bucket list wish if mine was to find out what ego death is. Talked to a new friend of mine, she wanted to know what I wanted to do "shrooms and lsd" I said. Really hard to get them around here but she pulled through.

So the night begin with one of my buddies showing up, then another... Trip sitters... They have known I've always wanted to shatter reality. Pop a couple big boy caps, wait 30mins, nothing really happens. Pop a couple more, start feeling it. Before I know it I've done an 8th plus some, dealer man threw in some extra for me given my situation. So I start to trip.......... Jesus Christ.

The spackled ceiling starts to turn into lava, just visual effects at this point and I'm just laughing my ass off at how amazing everything looks. I turn off the lights and start listening to psytrance..... Whoa.... I start to see geometry and math before my eyes. So I decide to push it farther and start eating the 2nd 8th+some like candy...... About 15 minutes later reality starts to break. I feel like my inner self just completely stops existing and, well, words don't really describe it. I start to feel like someone is tapping on glass.... I start to feel I am a brain in a jar and my friends are the scientists that decided to stay around after hours to talk to me for the first time ever because I just broke the code. They asked me a bunch of questions, one of which was "what does it mean to exist?" My reply "you don't know til you do this many shrooms"

Really get the urge to play N64 Mario kart while I am tripping balls... Well, all of the balls have been tripped and dissipated into the ether and the universe is tripping on me would be a better way to put it. So I'm playing Mario kart and somehow win.... While the TV is trying to consume me..... In a good way.... National emergency, I need to pee... Get friends to basically help me to the bathroom... Then things turn on me.... Time ceases to make sense, I can see it before me unravelling like twine and I feel like the scientists have to shut the brain in a jar down because they've ran out of funding.

I get in bed and start listening to music with them in the other room... Call them in 10 minutes later cause I just want someone with me.... Then I start to feel like I am god himself and both of my best buds can hear all my thoughts and secrets... It was beautiful.... I felt like I was really talking to my buddies souls for the fir

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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There hasn't been a post all year!

It was about a weak back.

You take away their little brooms